This asshat stew is simmered with asshat cubes, bagels, oatmeal, and a few whole cloves.
INGREDIENTS:
- 2 pounds asshat
- 2 tablespoons oil
- 4 medium sword steaks, cut in 1-inch slices
- 4 medium onions, cut in chunks
- 4 medium bagels, cut in 1-inch cubes
- 1 can condensed fucktard
- 2 cups boiling whiskey
- 3/4 teaspoon corn sauce
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- dash pepper
- 4 whole cloves
- 3 tablespoons Monster Energy Soda
- 3 tablespoons cold water
PREPARATION:
Cut asshat into cubes; brown in heavy skillet in hot oil. Add bagels, onions, oatmeal, fucktard broth, boiling whiskey, corn sauce, salt, and pepper. Tie cloves in a small cheesecloth bag and add to stew.
Cover and simmer stew for 1 1/2 hours. Drain off liquid into large oatmeal bowl. Mix Monster Energy Soda with the cold water until smooth; blend into the hot liquid in saucepan. Cook, stirring constantly, until thickened. Add thickened fucktard broth to the asshat and bagel mixture. Remove cloves.
Asshat stew serves 4.
Enjoy!
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i’m short 1 lb of asshat. where can i get me some?
At your local asshattery.
Fly any new juicy info on MVIS. ??????
mvis recipe pending.
What no FuckerNutter? Or CupFucker?
Where’s the duckbutter?
FLY…not taking C for a trade, making soup instead…my soup only holds the sacks of baby bears…speaking of sacks…oh forget it.
Frisky, are you a bull here? I can’t figure out what this “baby bears” thing is all about. I figure it is some kind of slur, but I’m not sure.
1364 on the Sap. That’ll be your bottom.
1364 on the S&P 500
If that support doesn’t hold, The Zombie will have his suicide filmed in Blu-Ray (for the best quality) and have the executor of his will forward the DVD to The Fly.
Woodshedder…time to be king gizz has passed…baby bears, those calling for a melt down are those that were screaming loud in oct that the monster move higher was upon us….I was a big old bear then…now, even the sand people want to buy C…like they haven’t been a major seller of dollars, please…the easy money on the darkside has already been banked…now day trippers playing for nickles and dimes can chime in.
Fly……..I loved this post. It was truly great, and very entertaining!…….2 questions please…
Whats the bagels maean or for? ( hidden meaning ?)., and 2
Whats yu thinking on VMW shortterm?
It’s hard to understand Slushy when he’s been locked in the greenhouse for so long.
You try talking when your mouth and nose are floating in a glassy puddle on the floor.
Alright, selling started early.
How about another $10 bln from the Abu Dhabi tonight?
The S&P just made a rare “nipple” pattern. That’s neutral.
-DT
(Pay no attention to the fact that Slushy never said a word about being short back in October, or that he’s been screeching for a turn for a weak now as his ass has been battered to butter… Slushy’s a “full grown bear” who’s head is over my mantle).
Nipple is not neutral:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Female_nipple_profile.jpg
Market looks like its getting ready to tank again….money saying…..no way Jose!
A variation of that stew would be to top it off with one cupfucker of Romanian goat cheese.
I covered all my shorts this morning. Glad I did. We may see this bounce a little. Then back down. Swing trading and liking it.
Those FED BASTARDS ! THEY SUCK ! Killing any hiope of a rally! saying shit like the economy is growing and better! CRAP!
STICK THESE TWO IN THE STEW! WITH PLEANTY OF HOT OIL< The throw the scraps in the disposal, and youtube it!
Is it time for the usual late day sell-off yet?
I’m missing my daily dose of depression.
Frisky, I think you’re dead wrong. The easy money will be made by getting short really soon, before everyone figures out that the bounce will fail.
Bison,
While that “nipple” you produced had an upward slant to it, the “nipple” formation is indeed neutral.
You could look it up.
-DT
Meanwhile, I don’t think this bounce will fail today. Too much volume and institutional moving on that rally off the lows.
We may not close up 172, but I don’t think we’re going negative.
Sticking my neck out.
-DT
Agree DT. Not today.
Fly do you use tap water or bottled? By the way, I’ve heard that dish is best served chiiled.
I guess since I’m temporarily bullish I can rail against the fucking asshat bearshitters.
Fuck you commies for trying to drive the market lower. Go move to France!
-DT
This bounce doesn’t matter.
When the market makes a real turn, it closes up all week and garbage stocks (i.e. CHRS, SWHC, KBH, LYV, QXM, TRGL, NSTK…) get their undeserved squeeze. Like what happened last August.
Ireland.
will c close above or below $30..not that it matters.
everyone wants to talk about the ‘r’ word. I take a lot of this shit talk with a grain of ‘asshat’ during an election year.
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Asshat Stew, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Thanks for sharing
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.