iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Watch Your Kitchen/Short Snap

I see many of you shitbags believe you can get away with making inflammatory remarks, while gloating about “awesome” or “fantastic” gains on subsequent short sales.

Just remember, you are here wasting time, reading some assholes blog, while I’m milking you for Monster Energy Soda money.

Odd no?

Plus, I know where you live and will have your kitchen cabinets removed, shortly.

With regards to the market:

Is losing vast sums of money the worst thing that can happen in life?

Answer: No

Being a spastic retard, like most of you, is far worse, regardless of fashionable bear market gains.

One more thing:

Those fuckers from Snap.com are flat out liars. You know the  company that provided those annoying little pop-up previews?

As far as I’m concerned, they’re either frauds or grossly inept. Either way, if you operate a blog, stay away from them.

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34 comments

  1. DEVILDOG

    Fly:

    You can have my kitchen cabinets. Wife wants to change them again anyway. Go figure.

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  2. Dinosaur Trader

    Yeah, snap sucks. Can’t you get rid of that shit?

    -DT

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  3. Alvari40

    Don’t change the subject fucker. We want you back in the bullish annoying way that we remember you. Don’t let the tards win. The over reaction to the downside is beatutiful. It’s all about confidence in the markets. Everyone is just looking for mommy or daddy to say everything is ok. GDP? Fuck, have you seen what we got the last 2 quarters. All those fucks projecting out to Q4 are crystal balling it because of the great unknown – CDOs. Did you see the upside on retail over the weekend. The actual fucking data that is being shown tells me we have a stable economy. The melt down of stocks, rates, and the dollar are all confidence based. We are in store for one of the greatest snap backs we will see in our lifetime. I want you to get up on that fucking bull and grab jj by the balls in one hand, and shedder by the balls in the other and pound those bastards together like the squeaky little bitches they are. Go out, pound down a rib eye or two and whisper sweet nothings in the ear of that bull you are riding. Take us to the promised land. We test those August lows and bounce 500 points in 1 week.

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  4. DEVILDOG

    Anybody see a descending triangle in the QQQQs. I’m betting they breakdown to $46! Buy QIDs! I’m a hungry BEAR…grrrrrrrr. BTW, how many BEARS were there in that GOLDILOCKS fairy tale?…answer…and she screamed “HELP!”…and ran into the forest never to return to the home of the 3 BEARS. How’s it going supply side Kudlow?

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  5. mrkcbill

    What a fucking day…out in the field all day reading “Fly” on my stupid Treo.

    So who is Pete, Polish Ed, Marketmaker, JUJU,DD, funny shit… I love all the Shorting artists..you need Bilderbergs bankroll to get into that shit.

    How bout the Gov. getting involved in the Subprime …… I don’t think we have the resources to begin to approach it. What a cluster fuck. Another trizillion in Credit Card debt.

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  6. SaNTa

    China and Japan will have a truce and the status quo will continue a while longer.

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  7. TraderCaddy

    Funny how the “experts” here are short when the market is going down and long when the market is bullish.

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  8. Dinosaur Trader

    I called Ragin’s blog “gay” on his site and he deleted my comment. Therefore proving that indeed, his blog is gay.

    -DT

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  9. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    I still can’t figure out how to post over at the Peanut Gallery. Must be the low-IQ thing.

    -DT

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  10. Maggot

    Hi Fly,

    Tough market I know but we will live to trade another day at least until we don’t…

    I started reading your blog/site about three months ago and it is now part of my regular routine. I enjoy your witticisms and really appreciate the effort that you put here, thanks.

    good trading!

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  11. buylo

    Oh well, Santa will be back next year with his long johns, meantime I have to see what Mr. Bilderberg is doing, probably sunning himself by the pool in his shorts. Anybody else coming?

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  12. JakeGint

    Don’t get snappy, Slappy.

    I, for one, have never traded even one of your wackjob recommendations, and the only stock in my port that matches yours is MaVIS, which I got from an old centimillionaire who can pick longshots like Eddie the Vic at Acqueduct. Two years ago.

    That said what I do come here for is the laugh riot entertainment provided by your posts and others’ responses to ‘said.

    You are a very entertaining guy, and frankly, I think your talents may be wasted toiling over a hot Quotron all day.

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  13. JakeGint

    Oh, and I actually thought the “snap” doohickies were kind of cool. What was the problem you were having with them?

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    Man, the market goes down and suddenly everyone is getting all sensitive and upset here.

    I remember the days when we all loved MVIS, hated Ducati and thought Ragin’s blog was “gay.”

    With this recent market mess, life has gotten more complicated, no?

    -DT

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  15. buckeye bob

    Futures spiking up – helicopter ben to the rescue?

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  16. Steve

    Citigroup cash infusion.

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  17. TraderCaddy

    Dow futures plus 102, S&P up 15 points.

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  18. Howie

    Citigroup to Sell $7.5 Billion in Equity Units to Abu Dhabi

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  19. Dinosaur Trader

    The Fly wins again!

    -DT

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  20. TraderCaddy

    It’s an Arab shootout between Prince Alaweed bin Talal and the boys from Abu Dhabi. I am glad to be older since this country is fucked as long as we are relying on Mid-East oil. We need to drill, drill, drill and develop hydrogen as a viable alternative real fast.

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  21. Dinosaur Trader

    Here, allow me to link-whore the story via my blog.

    -DT

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  22. Alvari40

    That’s what the fucking world economy is all about. Bring it on. Burn Baby Burn. I’ll have my bear medium rare please.

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  23. The Fly

    Hey assholes:

    Some of you must think I’m playing some sort of virtual reality stock market game, where I am this caffeinated bull—stomping out bears like cigarette butts.

    WTF?

    I have to take some off the table, every so often, no?

    Plus, I didn’t say I sold it all. I sold a few positions.

    You know if the market starts going up I’ll be right there with buckets.

    Calm down dicks.

    As for Dow futures:

    I’ll believe that shit at the closing bell.

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  24. The Fly

    DT:

    Are you able to login to PG?

    Upon login, you should see a write command.

    If no, tell me and I’ll see what we can do.

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  25. jeff

    times are tough. they will let it run again.

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  26. buckeye bob

    The arabs must have bought China too, the Hang Seng flying off its lows

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  27. Dinosaur Trader

    Your blogging servant Jeremy wrote me about my “problems” infiltrating the PG.

    Perhaps by tomorrow it will be worked out and I will post something that will not make anyone money.

    -DT

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  28. JK

    Huge reversal in asia off of Dubai putting 7.5 large in CIti….guess the end of the world isn’t comming tomorrow after all….

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  29. DEVILDOG

    Yeah everything is great…ragheads now own 5% of our largest bank and get 11% annual interest until their equity converts to common stock in ’10 & ’11. Citi must be desperate and so are the 3 turds…George, Paul & Ben. Good deal…another BULLSHIT bounce I can SHORT!

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  30. Employee8

    DT,

    Your blog is third tier!!!

    The link for the C story via your blog promptly locked up my browser like a Romanian goat on an overzealous bullshitter!

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  31. Pudfucker

    Holy shit. Citi has to pay the Arabs 11% per year on a convertible security. An 11% coupon on a convert is almost unheard. Seems like an act of desperation.

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  32. JakeGint

    Pud is right.

    I know I’ve been bearish, but 11% on a farking convert?

    Citi must be in some DEEP shit.

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  33. Hong Kong Bull

    I’ll be keeping my cupboards thanks… us Australasians (read, blonde hair blue eyed Aussies poaching some chinamans profits in smoggy HK) are still steaming right ahead. I was up 5%+ yesterday, down around 1% today and if you Americanos can stay green for just one day, I’ll shout you all a monster energy soda out of my chinese internets lotto gains. The worst must be behind us, except those commy fucktards up north from here keep stalling our chinese liquidity flood.
    I’m on a plane to Beijing to punch off Hu’s, Wu’s and some random nobody analyst’s mustache myself!

    Later!

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  34. Bob

    I had easy time reading your blog. But it seems now it’s over :(. Man, this post sucks. I hope at least the next one won’t be.

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