We had a great start to the holiday shopping season. Santa Claus is on the way. Stocks are cheap.
No one cares.
Instead, like jackasses, everyone is mesmerized with the subprime movie, starring C, WM, CFC and a host of others, while eating popcorn—wearing bullshit 3-d glasses.
I must be in some sort investor purgatory, where everything seems rather lukewarm—but gay.
Why not give in already and go short?
Answer: because everyone else is already doing that.
For the most part, I’ve made my living, rather successfully, betting against people like you. Quite honestly, as opposed to not-so-quite lying, I do not like being on the receiving end of the shit stick.
As for today’s trading:
VMW is getting the “homo-hammer of death.” Fuck the news: the stock is a complete waste of alphabet. To hell with EMC and the retards who invented VMW.
Utilities look great. Wow, big deal.
Let me run through some of my positions here:
XFML: Mercy bounce.
GRMN: I got one right!
FMCN: 15 more points would be nice.
GME: Not too bad.
HANS: Bucket shop cheap here.
AAPL, & RIMM: Separated at birth, now are the only stocks people buy.
BBY: Very good, considering.
LZ: 5 more points please.
KTEC: Sleeper stock.
GLF: 6 more points please.
GMXR: Worst energy stock “on the globe.”
FXI: Go ahead, bet against China, see where it gets you.
FXP: I bet against China, look where it got me.
LFT: I knew “Longtop Financial” was an ominous name. Fuckers.
JCG: The best of the worst.
GD: Rock solid.
BWLD: Nightmare on fat fuck street.
CN: Insane trading stock, traded by mental patients.
GILD: I should have just kept buying this one.
VMI: The farmer is milking me.
CORS: My worst investment, ever.
In short, I’d rather play with fine silverware, in a random NYC subway track, than watch my screen.
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