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Prepare For Eyebrow Removal

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32 comments

  1. ME

    Strap on your helmets, cups, and masks. Just don’t get the cup and the mask mixed up.

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  2. Juice

    Broker: Not sure I should ask but what you think of SHLD around the hundo level?

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  3. The Fly

    Well, if you’re interested in bad advice, I’d say it looks good.

    As far as I’m concerned, there are much better stocks out there, than Cramer’s fucktarded “new Buffett” play.

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  4. The Fly

    Watch the YEN, FXY.

    That is the current source of our pain. Kill the Yen.

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  5. Juice

    We need a dollar wash out, panic low.

    Thanks Broker.

    This is like the reverse goldilocks market. Before you could ride your longs into your pet condos into the Floridian maitai sunset; now why bother covering shorts, everythings going to zero.

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  6. mrkcbill

    AP – Wall Street was poised to plunge Wednesday, finding little to placate its worries about the wilting mortgage market ahead of Thanksgiving.

    Plunge is never good……

    Oh and have a lovely Thanksgiving.

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  7. Juice

    Whats another 1/2 buck off of XFML? Only 12 more days till zero for that one. Sporting a pe of around 7 on 2008 guestimates. I may buy the company outright.

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  8. The Fly

    FYI:

    Eyebrow removal=plunge.

    Obviously, AP stole my headline idea.

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  9. The Fly

    XFML trading $1 under book value.

    Un-fucking-real.

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  10. Bison Burger

    IWM and $TRAN are in the deep fryer.

    I like ’em crunchy wings.

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  11. Tokyo Clash Sulvivor
    Tokyo Clash Sulvivor

    Fliends, I sulvived the Toyko clash. I managed to escrape with onry one eyebrow punch off. Your fliend, Steve.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/turquoised/15759533/

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  12. Helga Fista

    I survived the 1987 crash. It was brutal. I started modeling. It has been a good life, considering how the crash left me disfigured.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/39171160/

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  13. Bison Burger

    Jack Morgan survived the 1907 crash.

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  14. The Fly

    So did Captain Morgan (coconut)

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  15. Juice

    I am guessing that was a market maker headfake bluff premarket print in XFML … watch it trade higher from that print.

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  16. gappingandyapping

    200% short. Works everyday. Easiest trade. Gap down fucking 1% every morning. Just short the close. The market can be so predictable. Burn the whole fucking place down with the specialists inside. I can replace them with Mexican’s that can push little buttons when lights blink. Turkey time, yes faggots, this early in the morning I am starting since its going to fucking snow here in the Chi. Fuck these little symbols.

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  17. The Fly

    Gapping:

    I’m afraid you have finally done lost whatever reason available to you.

    Try not to eat the turkey bones.

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  18. Helga Fista's Sista
    Helga Fista's Sista

    I, unfortunately, cannot model like my beautiful sister. Therefore, I must pick stocks. Here are a few I am considering going long:

    AAPL
    CMG
    DRYS
    GOOG
    GROW
    HURC
    RIMM
    UPL

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  19. Bison Burger

    My 28 short positions are all green. Soaked with pork fat.

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  20. Juice

    Holy spankage Batman!

    TSL getting wiped out

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  21. Juice

    Frannie Mae is up … the market will rally HUGE !

    disclaimer- NOT !

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  22. Bison Burger

    Why fuck with the Chinese when you have hundreds of great shorts at home?

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  23. Sistah Soulja Fista Ticka Picka
    Sistah Soulja Fista Ticka Picka

    Seem to have found footing, no?

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  24. Juice

    note to the free world

    the END is coming

    say goodbye to your loved ones

    this note will self-destruct simulataneously with THE END

    its been fun

    c ya’ll on the other side

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  25. cheesefried

    Shorts arrogance is oozing.. Time to hit the bid.

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  26. Juice

    ps . GOOG attempting to save the free world

    stay tuned

    developing ……

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  27. gappingandyapping

    Sorry guys but I had to peak, I just bought more GS calls here, Jan 240’s. By the way I did cover my last short, SPY this morning. Now is the time to make your marbles. Just like I did in august I am going to leadership stocks like GS, RIMM, AAPL, CSH, EMC, VMW and I like NVS which goes up almost daily it feels like. If I had a lot of money I would dump 12% of my portfolio onto GRMN, it will be the hottest toy this season.

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  28. Helga Fista's Sistah, Soulja Ticka Picka Bidda Hitta
    Helga Fista's Sistah, Soulja Ticka Picka Bidda Hitta

    I just liked that name

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  29. Richard

    msft will lead the reversal. today.

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  30. Juice

    note to self – short every rally … especially small ones

    back to your regularly scheduled programming

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  31. Bison Burger

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/19/newsid_2489000/2489769.stm

    I’m not a David Koresh follower.

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  32. BOOMAH

    Holiday trading hours today?

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