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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Fuck $100 Oil

Hey, I saw this happening (think time machine) a long time ago. I even created a fucktarded blog, declaring the inevitable. Remember when Goldman slapped a $100 price target on oil and every laughed at them—calling them names?

Who’s laughing now, fuckfaces?

Look, oil at $100 is plain ol’ vanilla gay.

I don’t buy the ‘global growth story’ shit.

Either the price per barrel is one big scam or we do not have any oil.

In other words: peak oil.

Watching the market melt like a cheap K-Mart candle, while CNBC ‘celebrates’ $100 oil, makes “The Fly” want to go out and randomly throw m-80’s around NYC.

Hey assholes at CNBC: $100 oil is not one of those ‘good problems’ to have, unless you are an oil trader.

Has anyone ever told you: “the American economy is the best story never told?”

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54 comments

  1. ME

    let’s all hold hands and sing cumbaya….

    *music starts*

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  2. Juice

    the world is choking on growth … hence hundo oil

    this is gonna be fugly … oh it already is? nevermind

    you may return to your regularly sinking net worth

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  3. JJ2000426

    Cold Fusion will save us from Peak Oil. It’s for REAL.

    Read New Energy Times. Even American Physical Society now believes it!!!

    Buy palladium and SWC if you believe Cold Fusion.

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  4. Juice

    here comes the next false hope rally

    don’t blink

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  5. Juice

    JJ, I used to think you had some intelligence … now I know you are simply insane … seriously dude , get some help

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  6. Woodshedder

    What time do we close today?

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  7. JJ2000426

    Next year in March will be the third year in a row that American Physical Society will have a Cold Fusion discussion session in their annual meeting. That’s the top American science authority. If they believe there is something real in cold fusion, you’d better believe it!

    Cold fusion uses palladium. If there is cold fusion break through and palladium is the only thing that saves us from Peak Oil, tehn you can expect a 10000 folds return in SWC!!! No kidding. 1/8 of an ounce of palladium will allow your house to never pay energy bill ever again. Is it not worth $100K?

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  8. The Fly

    Key tell of insanity:

    Anyone who regularly makes exclamatory statements.

    Fact.

    Look it up (there is no place to look it up, since it is my personal belief).

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  9. JJ2000426

    Juice:

    It is true that APS is having Cold Fusion sessions in their annual meeting. Do you think people in American Physical Society has no intelligence?

    People once laugh at cold fusion. But if APS begin to believe it, you’d better stop laughing! I came from a Physics Ph.D. background, mind you, so I don’t buy into crackpots!

    Believe it! Cold Fusion uses palladium!

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  10. Bison Burger

    Did Ahnold just talk about cold fusion? I switched to Bloomberg for a minute.

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  11. Woodshedder

    JJ, for fucks sake learn the correct usage of “fold.”

    By the way, hows that TE purchase working out? You do know that mining companies GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE? And you’re out buying ingots. Har har har

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  12. JJ2000426

    The FLY:

    Look It Up Here. There are also videos on YouTube on Cold Fusion. You see with your eyes the burst of energy release from Cold Fusion. Got to see to believe it!

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  13. JJ2000426

    Woodshedder:

    I would like to know who is giving tellurium away for free. Give me a link, please.

    I have not got this thing in hands yet. It is so tight that even ordering a few pounds take a long time for delivery.

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  14. Woodshedder

    JJ, it is readily available as a byproduct of copper production.

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  15. The Fly

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    $100 oil baby!

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Woodshedder

    That’s bound to make vaseline more expensive.

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  17. Juice

    Shed: forget JJ , his folds [sic], his TE, his SWC, PAL, FSLR

    he nucking futz. period. end of story

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  18. Woodshedder

    So nobody knows when the markets close? Why can’t I find that anywhere? Don’t we close early today?

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  19. Juice

    we dont close early today … reg hours

    1pm friday

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  20. The Fly

    no. full day.

    Friday is half.

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  21. Weed

    Cold fusion is JJ’s wet dream…er, I mean pipe dream. Whatever.

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  22. steve

    JJ you must up to your eyebrows in USO shorts on that Cold Fusion news.

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  23. Woodshedder

    TY. Should be half today. I’ve got travelin to do, and 95 southbound is gonna be a nightmare.

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  24. Capital Game

    BREAKING NEWS … My Gucci loafers just dropped.

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  25. Woodshedder

    BREAKING NEWS … My shoes just pinched a loaf.

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  26. The Fly

    New column idea for Wood:

    “The Daily Shoe,” which will feature the financial fucktard of the day.

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  27. JJ2000426

    Steve:
    I do not short oil.
    I am long on tellurium, palladium, SWC.
    Tellurium has been going up at least 2% a week. It’s for real. I will make 50 folds to 100 folds in 3 to 4 years. I haven’t got it in hands yet but already made 20% paper profit.

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  28. Woodshedder

    Yes, and I want Green Trader featured, followed by JJ.

    JJ, tellurium is byproduct of metal production. They consider it a waste product. They give it away free to whoever will take it.

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  29. steve

    Oh cool man. With those kinds of paper profits you will rule the world someday. Hey, speaking of pretend, what is your favorite character to play on WoW?

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  30. JJ2000426

    Woodshedder:

    How may time I need to tell you that tellurium price went up from $4 to $100 a pound. They don’t give it for free any more. If you know a place that gives it for free, tell me. On eBay they sell for $2 a gram. Of course that’s a rip off. But it’s not free.

    Buy some tellurium, this thing is for real. DVDs use it.

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  31. GrooveMaster

    Hey Fuckheads!!! First time posting and when in Rome I see you need to say FUCK at least 3 times…..Take a Fucking look at this and who needs fucking oil!!!
    ARSC
    Pics of the Fucking thing working!!!
    http://www.audiostocks.com/documents/AmericanSecurityResourcesCorporation_91_10-31-2007.pdf

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  32. Woodshedder

    http://www.preciousmetals.umicore.com/metals_products/special_metals/

    JJ, read that fuck face. And then figure out how you are gonna rich from a waste product.

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  33. JJ2000426

    Woodshedder:

    That’s right, umicore is one place you can buy tellurium. They sell it for serious money. Who told you they give it out for free? It’s not Christmas yet. I don’t think Umicore is Santa Clause.

    You need to get serious in tellurium!

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  34. JJ2000426

    Any one wants a contrarian play on WCI? I think it si time.

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  35. Woodshedder

    ^ hopeless. Jbuice is right.

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  36. BOOMER

    These are the last shoes to drop:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/pfong/100057273/

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  37. BOOMER

    CROX announces new line of petro-free shoes:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/2036179817/

    ol’ skool!

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  38. Woodshedder

    Are those so birds don’t land on your shoes?

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  39. jeff

    Peak oil is scam, especially considering rockefellers are involved

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  40. Pudfucker

    Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Is Bernanke a fiddle player?

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  41. Bison Burger

    Covered my IQW short. Shorting TWP.

    Never thought that it’d be the most profitable month of the year.

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  42. CubsRock

    Anyone looking long term, TTWO is up 50 cents today. Stock should go up at least $5 by the time the next Grand Theft Auto comes out.

    Fly I need more picks for a bounce, I have RIMM aleady and not thinking AAPL will go real high. Do you like BIDU for a bounce?

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  43. BOOMER

    Didnt Brazil just announce a huge oil discovery?

    Peak oil is a treehuggerfantasyfearmongeringletsstopusingplastictosavethedolphinsfromsuffocation lie.

    Barring traditional discoveries, and innovations that facilitate harvesting from new places… there is plenty of oil in Iran too. That’s why will will annex them.

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  44. Lynx

    Fly, can’t you block JJ’s IP address? crazy men can be amusing for a while, but now it’s just annoying.

    Think we’re finally getting some turkey lift.

    And hey, at least you make something off of ads….rest of us morons just have to trade away for any profits. har har.

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  45. BOOMER

    You can’t have my eyebrow, bitches!

    http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/CostumeRental/Santa/Pics%20Santa/Lsantabrow3.jpg

    Santa lives!

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  46. Howie

    Just a simple question to the members, Anyone have balls enough to put on some fresh black friday or cyber monday trades, I mean appl rimm, BBY reports good numbers. amzn say great sales numbers, you see ? look retail has be killed rth, shld( -)…..its getting cold …kss….and airlines…busy busy busy…..

    whooish…..homies are gay , maybe the fed is too!(maybe a trade)

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  47. SaNTa

    Lynx,

    Fuck you. Deal with it.

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  48. Frosty

    FLY…double turkey loaded…if the market fails to rally it is my fault…I will dry up and go away…either way you win.

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  49. The Fly

    Aside from AAPL and RIMM, FMCN is my next pick down here.

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  50. newequity

    Sell into any strength, the bear has arrived after long hibernation.

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  51. CubsRock

    Damn, I can’t pull the trigger on FMCN after what XFML has been doing 🙁 Thanks for your input though.

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  52. The Fly

    ok. Try VMW or VMI.

    DE had good earnings. VMI should shoot higher.

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  53. SaNTa

    I can keep the polar bears under control but you fuckers have to take down the bears in New York.

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  54. Employee8

    Ut Oh ….

    JJ’s long WCI!!

    Time to close out my position …. thought Icahn would provide some support but if fuckers like JJ are buying then Icahn must have fucked up!

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