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Eat Well

Fuck this, I’m out of here.

“The Fly” will now go into “Chef mode” for big bird day.

Forget the market. Enjoy your food, family and the day off.

See you Friday.

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30 comments

  1. Wang Hung Lo

    Fry, you need hairp in kitchen? I get my cousin Hop Sing to hairp you. He know how make tulkey bery goo, along with flied lice. He work for no pay. Just want free subscliption to your brog.

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  2. threehorsemen

    All ytd gains being wiped out now. They are taking the market and dollar down 40-50% this upcoming election year. Bank on it.

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  3. Chief of Blog Police
    Chief of Blog Police

    Oh yeah, closing at the lows. Time to get drunk and get out the stock dartboard.

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  4. Steve

    Actually, the time to do that was about 10-15 minutes ago.

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  5. CubsRock

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    Money comes and goes but Family does not.

    Enjoy.

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  6. gappingandyapping

    Lets not talking about the piece of shit market anymore on this site. Lets talk about goats and turkeys and fucking unicorns. Much more interesting stuff.

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  7. brian

    THIS DOES SUCK but will be back at 14000 in a year or so…..or 3 months

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  8. The Zombie

    Fuck all bears. See what you did, fucers? Fuck you, negative pricks.
    Happy T-Day, bulls.
    Bears, fuck your fat, ugly wives and enjoy it.

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  9. Weed

    Isn’t there some predictor that says when the Lions win on turkey day, the market finishes strong for the year?

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  10. Dow Theorist

    Every Dow stock was down except for GM.

    We just broke the Aug 16 low close.

    Usher in the bears and throw that bull out into the street.

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  11. DEVILDOG

    Gee…market issued Dow BEAR MARKET sell signal today…who knew?….ME! Thanks all you stupid bullSHITfuckers. Your shit is not selling anymore. Can’t wait for all those long margin calls to kick in next week especially since you already sold off your gold to cover this week. BTW, we’ll be lower again on Black Friday. I’m off to drink rich man’s whiskey and kick young bullSHITfuckers down stairways. Happy Holidays!

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  12. brian

    I just polled 13 people at a dinner party all 100K + earners and they are oblivous to the fact that the countries banks are crashing. I mean most said I see my retirement account getting smaller but it will come back. These guys will spend as much or on Xmas as they did last year. I mean fuck docs, layers you name it they don’t fucking care……yet

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  13. brian

    sorry texting from palm while drinking at party.

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  14. Goat Fucker

    Fucking Bears…

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  15. brian

    people buying 270$ burberry scarf for an xmas gift this chick makes like 90K, I mean with people still spending like they always have fuck were fine….GAS would have to go to 6 bucks a gallion like europe to really fuck us not my words just a poll I took…. I do think these people are getting tired of my questions..at least they are my wifes friends…..

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  16. buylo

    Brian, why do you even waste your time talking to people who make less than 250K a year?

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  17. The Fly

    DevilDog:

    Your mother blows my idle goat.

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  18. vixen

    “…the market was oversold or actually severely oversold as of yesterday’s close. A big break today renders the stock market oversold to the extreme. This could lead to a rally very shortly, and such rallies often take the Averages back to test their initial breakdown levels. Note that the S&P and the Wilshire have NOT confirmed the Dow. Does the superior action of the S&P and the Wilshire cast doubt on the Dow Theory bear signal? I don’t know. I’ve never in fifty years of watching market action seen this type of situation.” -Richard Russell

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  19. DEVILDOG

    Fly:

    Keep snorting and charging the red cape…developing…

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  20. TraderCaddy

    Happy Thanksgiving to all. I smoked a turkey with fruitwood chips on my grill and brought it to my daughters in DC.

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  21. threehorsemen

    Happy Thanksgiving all. We bulls were hit hard but will bounce back with a large end of year run, hopefully.

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  22. Bottom Picker

    DevilDog’s excitement markets the bottom.

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  23. brian

    my wifes friends are poor….and are still spending money econ will be ok….

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  24. BOOMER

    I went to Costco last night near closing time. They were already prepping the store for Black Friday. Hold that thought…

    …Earlier in the evening my friend, a firefighter from CO, called to ask if I’d seen any Nintendo Wii around. I said I would check. We hit Toys R Us. Sold out. Do you have the new Star Wards PSP game? Nope sold out/ Target? Sold out. Wallmart…etc.

    Now…back to Costco…

    …I’m checking out and they roll out a pallet of Wii game packs. Near the checkout. People stading in line to checkout, chit chatting. You;d think they just dropped raw mean in a lion’s den. Frakking insane. These ladies were fighting over each other for one.

    I grabbed one too. Sending it to my friend.

    At least where I am, they can;t spend the worthless dollar fast enough.

    Give thanks, boys. We are the rich ones.

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  25. JakeGint

    That’s the real spirt o’ Christmas allright.

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  26. threehorsemen

    For all the bashing that CFC takes on this site has anyone taken a look at Fannie or Freddie lately. Both stocks are down 50% from a few weeks ago. The entire banking system is collapsing before us.
    So stop blasting the tan man when the largest are falling just as fast. The Dow is headed for 5000.

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  27. DEVILDOG

    Hey Weed,
    Looks like your Lion’s predictor isn’t going to work. Let’s see why not try to get another BULLSHIT rally with…another EMERGENCY FED RATE CUT RUMOR(forget that it signals a stupid consumer, spoiled AMERICAN brats based spend, spend, spend enonomy that sucks)…Nov/Dec seasonality…XMAS rally…subprime is contained…housing is a very small part of the economy…$4 gas/high heating bills/high food bills are not inflationary…the American consumer will continue to spend money they don’t have for STUFF they don’t need after they are bankrupt by selling their internal organs to the Chinese…a worthless $ is good for America…unemployment rate is low as long as you don’t count the people not looking for jobs that don’t exist…negative savings rate…unknown ramifications from the worldwide use of derivatives leveraged 50 times over backed by subprime loans(don’t worry as stated above subprime is contained)…record foreclosures with the bulk of resets still ahead…good news spin for the BULL MARKET after the investigations into the Rating Agencies, Banks and Mortgage industry see the light of day…a new analyst price target for GOOG at $2K and/or RIMM to $200 since everyone in China that makes $35 a year is going to buy an iphone or a dingleberry…or my favorite the global economy is strong…and let’s not forget stock investing is for the long term buy now and you’ll be ahead in 20 years(if you don’t count the fact that the declining dollar more than wiped out your gains when you go to spend your returns)…the yen is heading back to 120…the war in Iraq/Afgan is going well and Ben will just print more STRONG $s to cover the TRILLIONS(just forget about the dead since none of them are rich elitist from the Hamptons or DC)…DOW 16K by year end…BULLSHIT RALLY ON…LOL!

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  28. ewa4sc

    Hey, Devildumbass!

    Go fuck urself!!

    POS!

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  29. acropora

    holy fuck, i waqnt to kill myself after reading that devil. FUCK YOU BULLS YOURE DEAD!

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  30. ewa4sc

    Devil, u Anti-American POS!!

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