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That Was Grate [sic]

At the close of trading, I fuckng [sic] threw my bowl of soup at the televsison [sic].

I love how some of my bullshit stocks went up, 1 or 2%, into the close—after getting lit aflame all day.

In other words, they (conspiracy market guys) are trying to keep me in these shitbag stocks, in order to fleese [sic] me a little bit more.

Plain and simple, this is distrbution [sic]. Big institutons [sic] are blowing out of positions, at any price, in order to raise cash.

While there are many reasons for the sell off, who cares?

It is what it is: shit on a spindal [sic].

In closing, “The Fly” hates dropping shoes and people who talk about them. I hate stocks too and will go home, take my fucking turkie [sic] out of the fridge, and beat it senseles [sic] (I realize frozen turkies [sic] are dead).

NOTE: Anyone still beleive [sic] we are in a bull market?

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26 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Damn you are sick.

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  2. BOOMER

    As I red [sic] your post, I noticed my iPod was plyaing [sic]:

    SOS – Jonas Brothers
    Agenda Suicide – The Faint

    I was about to give up hope. Then, as if it new [sic] my thoughts it played:

    Helicopter – Bloc Party

    I think Ben will step in.

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  3. Pudfucker

    75 basis points of rate cuts, and the lever pullers of this market don’t give a fuck. Pretty clearly, they think we’re heading for recession. If so, there’s at least 20% more downside to go.

    Get long when Fed Funds rate is lowered to 3%, probably around June ’08.

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  4. JJ2000426

    The FLY:

    What do you think about my article on Seeking Alpha:

    Dark Future Ahead for First Solar

    You may or may not agree with shorting FSLR here. But does it seem tempting to you to buy and hoard some tellurium? Up 2% a week persistently. No investment can even beat that. I am talking about 100 folds in a few years, conservatively.

    This thing is more rare than platinum, doesn’t it deserve a platinum type of price tag? Interested? I bought a bunch. When I cover my FSLR short I will buy more.

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  5. The Fly

    You Sir are a fucktard.

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  6. Woodshedder

    I think HPQ has largest share of China market. If I remember correctly, 20%, greater than even Lenovo.

    Guidance should be interesting.

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  7. BOOMER

    JJ –

    I can honestly say that was one of the most poorly written turds ever on Seeking Alpha. I read it earlier today, not knowing you were the author.

    I’m surprised it made it past the gatekeepers. I thought… “why does this guy keep using the term ‘folds?’ Now I know. Jog on, indeed.

    I like this comment you received, and your secret identity “silverbutter”:

    Go get ’em, “silverbutter.”

    _______________________

    It is a tremendous disappointment to see that Seeking Alpha has published an article with vetting this author and the facts presented.

    The author of this article, who goes by multiple IDs has been widely known as a MAJOR SPAMMER especially for the stock SWC. Just go see the Yahoo Stock message boards for SWC.

    He uses the IDs of ii2000426, tellurium_investor, jj2007pd46,
    silverbutter, and a few others on Yahoo. His main ID was jj2000426 which he deleted once it was clear other posters were exposing his horrific results by referencing his old posts there. He is known by JJ on the boards and from his blog.

    He uses multiple IDs to make posts, reply to himself, and rate his own posts.

    So one basic question has to be asked before listening to a poster like this.

    What legitimate person finds the need to delete old IDs?

    Further, what legitimate person has the need to maintain multiple IDs to actually reply a further pump up threads?? (And yes, I actually have proof of threads where he talks to himself but forgets what ID hs is on.) Here’s one:
    messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_F/threadview?m=te&bn=51354&tid=58008&mid=58008&tof=11&frt=1#58008

    He has pumped and SPAMMED numerous boards, blogs, and even a church blog for SWC for the past year. The stock has gone nowhere.

    He got in to NEW (mortgage company) early this year and incessantly pumped it. Every other day, he was “laoding up” on the stock or “backing up the truck.” Needless to say, NEW went BANKRUPT (see NEWP).

    Now he finds himself stuck in FSLR. He has been short on this stock since about $100 and currently FSLR trades over $200.

    According to his own admissions, almost 100% of his portfolio is invested in 2 stocks in a small niche sector (PAL, SWC). Would any one of a sound investment mind, put all their money into just one sector??

    When FSLR announced int’s earnings, JJ started screaming all over the FSLR boards about how the earnings were a “scam” and a “fraud” and then how there were “accounting errors” and how he was “calling the SEC.” Well, that did not work so now he has a new tactic as you can see above.

    Look, all I am saying is BUYER BEWARE. This is a post by an investor, and I use that term loosely, who is unethical and most his positions (SWC, PAL, FSLR) have moved over 60% against him. He also bought into at least one stock that I know of, which went bankrupt.

    I have been monitoring him on the many Yahoo boards he posts, to warn unsuspecting readers.

    If you want more information, contact me on one of the above mentioned boards; unlike JJ I use the same ID as I use here.

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  8. alphadawgg

    I knew it!

    JJ is Chuck Bennett!

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  9. alphadawgg

    ..or factsimilie [sic], thereof.

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  10. Woodshedder

    Great post Boomer. JJ, this guy ripped off your head and shit down your throat! How did it taste? Oh yea, you can’t taste cause your head is ripped off! BWWWaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaahha

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  11. JakeGint

    In closing, “The Fly” hates dropping shoes and people who talk about them. I hate stocks too and will go home, take my fucking turkie [sic] out of the fridge, and beat it senseles [sic] (I realize frozen turkies [sic] are dead).

    ———————

    You can never be too careful.

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  12. yokahomamama

    Fly,

    Check out this website. Makes me a bit nervous that someone else may beat MVIS to the punch by marketing this thing earlier.

    What are your thoughts.

    http://www.ministryoftech.com/2007/06/14/5-nano-projectors-trying-to-get-in-your-mobile-device/

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  13. newequity

    The next China rocket, NED (Noah Education). Just reported blowout ah. This thing will be up 50% by year end.

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  14. Tutor

    Fly, you’re showing your youth. Manage through it! Jeez…..

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  15. The Fly

    Fuck you.

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  16. Dinosaur Trader

    That JJ thread was classic Boomer, thanks.

    -DT

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  17. BOOMER

    http://biz.yahoo.com/e/071119/boom8-k.html

    Two items re: BOOM

    1) BOOM just filed its 8k for the acquisition it recently announced. I found it interesting that JP Morgan Chase helped with the financing. FWIW, JPM has been very quiet about BOOM since it upgraded it to a buy eons ago.

    2) I think BOOM will continue to roll up its specialty metal space – explosion welding. There is an Asian company that also operates in the space. I think the roll up is prep for a sale of the company. This is pure conjecture on my part. Just a gut hunch. A tidbit to file away, nothing more.

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  18. goatblowtacus

    JJ–

    Keep shorting the stocks with ridiculous relative strength on weak days…

    You will get your balls burned down to the epididimus.

    Jog on…

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  19. goatblowtacus

    epididymis^^^

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  20. gappingandyapping

    So you all think money managers are content with their gains for the year and will keep selling? I mean who the fuck cares if you only have a 1% return or even a loss on your 401k. Fuck it, why would people mind? burn this bitch down until the new year and then burn her down again. Its easy to short everyday until Doug Kass goes negative again then buy upside calls. Repeat.

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  21. gappingandyapping

    By the way I met with the VMW guys today. They were bullish as fuck on EMC and VMW, thus sell the stocks Doug Kass style. Big profits and sales translates into “another shoe dropping”.

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  22. JohnnyBlago

    Fly

    A few days ago you mentioned istitutional buying in Microvision. I assume you are referring to the release of 3rd qtr. numbers? I would assume that the increase in institutional holdings for the third quarter had something to do with the warrants and that based on the lower share price, many of those holders have sinced disposed of many of their shares. Am I wrong? Do you know something more?

    Full Disclosure: I own Microvision. I am gay.

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  23. Woodshedder

    Johnny, in the second qtr, we had great price appreciation in MVIS. When the tute numbers were released, they had sold their asses off.

    So last qtr we had great depreciation in price, and an increase in tutes participating. I think this time they are holding.

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  24. JohnnyBlago

    Thanks Wood. Can you explain how that works. Are they manipulating the stock price down so they can accumulate and up when they are looking to unload? If so, is this done primarily with micro/small cap stocks? Is it done with large cap stocks as well? Also, why do you think they are currently holding as opposed to accumulating or selling? Any thoughts would be appreciated.

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