iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tradeable Bottom is Here

Ask me how I know and I’ll have your fucking eyebrows punched off.

My buy list includes: RIMM, VMW, VMI, HANS, BWLD, NILE and CFC (for tanned fun).

Providing “The Fly” is right about this, your invoices will be mailed, shortly.

NOTE: If I’m wrong, I’ll just erase this post and call you a liar.

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63 comments

  1. Frosty

    FLY found his sack…flame the tape indeed, girls and baby bers to the bench…no one giving up the their bonus with a few weeks to go in the year…when has pending economic doom every trumped greed on the street.

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  2. The Fly

    Listen here you stupid horse fucker, I’ve been getting set aflame daily in my longs.

    Saying “Fly found his sack” makes me want to stab your pets.

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  3. Juice

    stab your pets? where do you come up with that shit?!

    LOL

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  4. Red Suit Rally

    Red Suit Rally starts now. Go.

    By New Years Day I declare:

    Dow 14,900
    Naz 3,000
    S&P 1,600

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  5. The Fly

    Holy Shit.

    “The Red Suit Rally.”

    I’ve been waiting 14 months for “The Red Suit Rally” to be declared.

    This is huge.

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  6. Juice

    nothing like the internuts

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  7. Red Suit Rally

    Thank you. I am transmitting from the North Pole. It is sunny and warm, thanks to the global humidity crisis.

    It’s not the heat, its the humidity. I digress.

    Your stockings will be full. Your tree will be trimmed. Your wallet will bulge.

    Everyone gets my Red Suit Rally gift, except Woodshedder.

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  8. Frosty

    FLY…look you, QQQQ 50 pin done deal as I said…crash talk, flame the tape was just wrong…not that there is anything wrong with being wrong…being scared little girl is wrong….pets suck, kill them all.

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  9. The Fly

    So, on one thread, I get to speak to Frosty the Snowman and Santa Claus?

    Fucking internets rule.

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  10. Chief Bulging Wallet
    Chief Bulging Wallet

    Greetings. I am Chief Bulging Wallet. I have come in peace.

    Please invite my peoples to the rally table. We desire to benefit from this “red man rally” you mention. We have valuable wares to trade for shares.

    I propose a “wares for shares” swap. We give you beads, you give shares. The beads are worth more than your dollars.

    Smoke this peace pipe. We like your weed.

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  11. Chief Bulging Wallet's Penis
    Chief Bulging Wallet's Penis

    Do not smoke the ‘pipe’ It is not a pipe at all. It is a trick.

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  12. CubsRock

    RIMM is moving nicely.

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  13. PoorOkie

    I am still disturbed by the “Bull” image at the top of these pages. Was the voodoo doctor consulted? Has he been fired? Exiled to Romania? What are the implications? Is the “Golden Bear” demanding equal time? I’m not questioning The Fly’s wisdom, but the appearance of this new website has been closely coorelated with the disintegration of my yearly gains.

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  14. clint

    You must be reading Dougie Kass. He is going long here.

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  15. Frosty

    FLY timing timing timing….crash talk yesterday was just silly…defend away.

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  16. SaNTa

    Come now… Gather by the fire.

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  17. SaNTa

    Clash come aftel Orympic Game.

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  18. Bono

    I agree with SaNTa

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  19. SaNTa

    All yoo reed singel of band yootu?

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  20. Jake Gint

    Bravo.

    (to whomever is coining all the new names, I mean. Market is still headed for Shit City, on the 4 train express, green line.)

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  21. Dinosaur Trader

    Best thread here since this new fucking site was launched.

    Clearly, the fun times are back. It’s time to buy stock big time, until at least early next week… then maybe freak out and sell like a lunatic.

    Bono… go smoke the “peacepipe.”

    -DT

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  22. Jake Gint

    (Shit City being Yonkers, I suppose).

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  23. Jake Gint

    LIMM is gleen!

    Expless stop at 96th stleet!

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  24. ShortDaBull

    lmao. Chief Bulging Wallet wins comment of the year 🙂

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  25. BOOMER

    It’s me. I am Red Suit Rally, Chief Bulging Wallet, Chief Bulging Wallet’s Penis, and Bono.

    I am in a weird mood today.

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  26. The Fly

    I was not talking crash.

    What the fuck are you reading things backwards?

    Asshat.

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  27. Chief Bulging Wallet
    Chief Bulging Wallet

    My peoples desire to ride your magic bull. We have ‘smoked the pipe’ …not that there’s anything wrong with that… and consulted the skies. Your magic bull will take us to the heavenly realms.

    We will kill the bear to make coats for you and your children. We only ask that you smoke this pipe. Just a little. It is clean. We promise.

    PS – BOOM is lookin good.

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  28. SaNTa

    “The Real Reason Why We Won’t Go Much Lower. The Chinese Government won’t allow it. More on this later.”

    Prease exprain Fry?

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  29. Frosty

    “burn it down girls”….”down 300 friday”….rally cry indeed.

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  30. rockain'tdeadyet

    Remember this: eat the worm. No worm, no toro, senor.

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  31. TraderCaddy

    DT- Nice looking DOO-HICKEY ,with a link to your website, next to your name. What will they think of next.

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  32. Jake Gint

    Collection:

    LIMM was gleen!

    Tladeaber Bottom = Rast Chance to Get da Fruck out, Swear’n’gn.

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  33. Dinosaur Trader

    I have a DOO-HICKEY?

    I had nothing to do with it… I can’t see it. Is it a nice DOO-HICKEY? Or something I should speak with the “webmaster” about?

    -DT

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  34. TraderCaddy

    There it is again. Must be a Word Press page (Logo)?

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  35. Jake Gint

    Boom, Hilarity.

    Watched your multi-bong hit video. That had to be Iceland, no?

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  36. The Fly

    Snowman:

    You forget my real position:

    “Me, I’m like that Astor guy in the Titanic movie, drinking rich man’s whiskey, as the fucking boat capsizes.”

    I just don’t want you assholes to “zero out” your 5 figure accounts.

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  37. Jake Gint

    It’s a word press thingy, a function not a bug. Shows Dinoboy’s website w/out having to go there.

    Same thing with Boomer’s vid. You can watch it on this page.

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  38. Chief Bulging Wallet
    Chief Bulging Wallet

    jake – yeah they are some nordic, greenlandic, swedeic, something band.

    they call the genre “post-rock” rock instruments to make non rock music.

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  39. Juice

    Dt : Better a Doo-Hickey than a Fred Hickey

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  40. RiverRat

    The $TICK has been weak so far today. Seems to point to another late day sell off, though I hope not.

    – rr

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  41. The Spider

    I would hope so

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  42. Dinosaur Trader

    Hmmm…. you mean now people can actually “go to” my site without even “going there?” That’s amazing! Fly siphoning traffic away from my site in ways I didn’t even know was possible.

    Meanwhile, stocks are back to being gay. I hate this week. If we go back to the lows, I’m going to start a new blog called Idiot Trader or something…

    -DT

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  43. RiverRat

    With the $TICK like this, the probability is that we finish at or below S1:

    S&P 1443.83
    R 2 765.37
    n 100 2011

    Lucy and the goddamn football again. Bitch.

    – rr

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  44. Woodshedder

    Calling the movment on an options expiration day is fucktarded.

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  45. Jake Gint

    Dino — you already got that name last night for crapping on U2, reptilazoid biatch.

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  46. Woodshedder

    Dino, GES is getting your downside volume.
    Enjoy.

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  47. RiverRat

    The market will move to screw the most, which is I think, the buyers of the puts, which means we go up, but the underlying does not show that.

    – rr

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  48. The Fly

    “Hmmm…. you mean now people can actually “go to” my site without even “going there?” That’s amazing! Fly siphoning traffic away from my site in ways I didn’t even know was possible.”

    Indeed. I told you I was set to destroy my fellow bloggers.

    Soon enough, the traffic will be so dominant here, you will have be forced, by gun point if necessary, to blog from the confines of the “Peanut Gallery.”

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  49. Woodshedder

    Hey Red Suit- I hope you get stuck in a fucking chimney.

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  50. TraderCaddy

    The big boys are now meeting in the basement at the NYSE. They are programming the computers for this afternoons trading. The choice is for the usual afternoon sell off or should they screw the shorts and teach them a lesson?

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  51. Frosty

    QQQQ 50 pin….keep the powder dry…no need to rush…ops expo hang over coming, clear eyes and steady hand come tuesday…a little snowman told me so.

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  52. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly, You send me a check each month and I will post like a mad freak about lots of shit, unrelated to stocks that I just need to get off my chest.

    Jake, Bono sucks.

    Woody, check out the weekly volume though… should be higher for testing the MA… I don’t know… maybe it will drop 10 points next week. I just feel like it needs a little more time.

    -DT

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  53. Woodshedder

    Bono has a date with the GES model.

    http://bp2.blogger.com/_8KVGEZEUltI/Rw-Ml-2S0pI/AAAAAAAAAVk/HIddxi8gqUA/s1600-h/77-19.jpg

    And again, we’ll try Jake and Juice hanging out…

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  54. The Fly

    DT:

    Negative.

    This is about submission to a superior blog.

    “The Fly” hires people for free.

    I’m fucked up like that.

    It’s the Roman in me.

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  55. Woodshedder

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_8KVGEZEUltI/Rw-Mdu2S0nI/AAAAAAAAAVU/L1s98jKYkZk/s1600-h/77-17.jpg

    Fly and ibankcoin.com partners gearing up for blogger interviews.

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  56. Jason

    What did you pick up CFC for?

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  57. Mr. LIMM

    In a lot of seventies clothing, Wood?

    _____________

    “It’s the Roman in me”

    I got news for you. There’s not “Roman” in anyone anymore.

    It was all buggered out by the invading Moors.

    Maybe it’s the “Moor” in you, Othello.

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  58. Woodshedder

    Don’t ask me, Limm. You’ll have to ask Fly. I wasn’t party to those interviews.

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  59. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    While it’s true that your blog is superior to mine, my “agent,” Ragin Cajun, has advised me not to work for free.

    -DT

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  60. The Misfit

    Where’n hail izzat Flah’s pets?

    I heah they need some stabbin’.

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  61. newequity

    The time to buy is now girls.

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  62. BidAsk

    We trade up to 1500 during turkey week on light volume counter trend rally. We tank on Monday the 19th (how appropriate!) …. break thru 1450 down to 1375…then starting Dec 4th, we trade back up to 1450 in anticipation of a Fed rate cut on the 11th that won’t happen (even if its 25 we’re going down)… Then we turn south again and trade down to 12k by Dec 31… I think we’ll see 11k by end of March…

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  63. Danny

    since when dont you work for free? who’s paying you? TG?

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