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Note to Bears: Fuck-a-You

They’re stupid and old.

Don’t fuck with “The Fly,” as you know. He’ll have your eyebrows punched off and your fucktarded, low-end, blog eliminated.

Thanks to my time machine, I was able to leg into quality stocks, without getting my balls set aflame.

Recently “re-upped” positions, RIMM, VMW, VMI and BWLD did well today, while LFT, XFML and HANS ate pavement.

Now, I’m not guessing here, since I have vast experience successfully beating the chest hairs off bearshitters, when I say: we’re gonna have a turkey day rally.

Bank on it, fuckers.

If you are short stock, cover now, else I’ll be eating your stuffing.

Late in the day, I was tempted to put some money to work in MER and CFC. However, the voices in my head told me to go eat a marshmallow, instead.

Just so you know, “The Fly” is not obese, in any manner.

In closing, it feels good to “bank a little coin.” As always, it will go to my head, enabling me to tell my fucking neighbors: “fuck you, my car is better than yours,” prior to peeling off.

Much to their chagrin.

NOTE: It appears there is some institutional interest in MVIS.

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20 comments

  1. Dinosaur Trader

    True, the selling is over for now. After “turkey day” however, when the bulls arecomplacent and tired, the bears will take the market to the August lows.

    “Power to the Peanuts.”

    -DT

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  2. The Zombie

    Fuck bears.
    The bear got gang raped by six bulls and an ox. Long live the bull, long live The Fly.
    The Fly is God.

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  3. Tony

    Fly,

    Do explain what you are referring to about MVIS…

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  4. newequity

    The Fly will replace fed boy Bernanke and toss more money to the rich bulls.

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  5. Ragincajun

    Zombie,

    It’s good to see you doing better.

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  6. Garyjoe

    XFML, another 5% discount day and I accommodated the sale at $6.76. How many more of these can I look forward to remains to be the $64,000 question? Must be a knife story here somewhere!

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  7. The Zombie

    Thanks, Ragin’. Much appreciated.
    The portfolio is not much better, but we still have this site…
    Gonna get some Assassin’s Creed and some Call of Duty 4 in this weekend.
    Hope you’re enjoying ERTS. Did you see they bought BioWare? Huge move–now they have Mass Effect. Phenomenal game. Enjoy your weekend, RC.

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  8. DPeezy

    I think the Fly is talking about the huge increase in institutional holdings on MVIS from Q2 to Q3.

    In Q2, there were 3 inst. holders, while Q3 had 60. 6 sold out, but that still leaves 54. 7.5mil shares were added into holdings (either new or increased positions), for a total of 10+ million.

    I’d say that’s a nice increase in interest in MVIS. Perhaps it’s time for me to look at them as well.

    Disclaimer: I found this ownership data on Nasdaq.com. Then I looked at MSN Moneycentral & Yahoo! and they had wildly different numbers. I trust Nasdaq. I wouldn’t trust my number reading abilities though.

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  9. mrkcbill

    I can’t believe I’m posting from a stupid treo…… sprint is a pc of shit.
    fly nice work on the site. you have a good thing going. I’m giving ibc gear to all my family for the holidays.

    did you get invited to bilderberg’s party this weekend?

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  10. Juju bear

    In closing, it feels good to “bank a little coin.” As always, it will go to my head, enabling me to tell my fucking neighbor’s: “fuck you, my car is better than yours,” prior to peeling off.

    First of all, you incorrectly put an apostrophe are the ‘r’ in neighbors, bulltard.

    Second, the next time you peel off in my driveway, remember this:

    Although you may drive a stinkin’ Lexus, my M-5 and I will leave you and your high-end Japanese car in the dust, anytime, anywhere, fucker.

    Your good neighbor,

    The Juju bear

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  11. Juju bear

    Er,…”after” the ‘r’.

    (Wipe that stupid smirk off your face or I’ll have my Great Dane pee on your plastic pink flamingoes.)

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  12. mrkcbill

    who’s juju?
    I know your from the old shitbox days….fly give away some ibc booty to whoever figures out who the juju is.

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  13. tendollartommy

    All of you dumb asses who drive bloated foreign “logo cars” are truly stupid. Bring your Porsche, which is the fastest of the foreign bunch to the track and match up against my Corvette ZO6. I paid 50k less than you , which I will use to hire a professional crew to modify my Vette to Daytona performance and then blow you rice-burner, kraut-eaters back to the village you came from.

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  14. Juice

    the Slope of Dope fucker is bullish & positioned so for next week … he must be doing Kass … 2 bears positioned for a rally ….

    Which leaves our very own Jake the snake: You gonna come over to the side of happiness & light, for a trade?

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  15. TraderCaddy

    I drive a 1999 Honda Accord and it probably has another ten years of problem free driving. The paint is a little dull but hey I have spent $0 on repairs (other than regular maintenance) over the years.
    Juice- Thanksgiving is always a tough one to trade. I seem to recall the online shopping internet stocks doing well as we head into Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

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  16. BOOMER

    A ’99?! What, are you made of money?!

    I proudly drive a ’94 Volvo 850 wagon. Paid $1,500 two years ago. New tires, occasional oil change, new windshield…I roll.

    My dad always said “Buying a new car is like buying a block of ice, parking it in the front of house, and watching it melt.”

    Nobody asks me for a loan, that’s for sure.

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  17. TraderCaddy

    BOOMER- You have a wise Dad. There is a guy in our neighborhood who drives a belching early ’90s Honda and has put his kids through Duke,Princeton, and now UVA Law School. Of course, he gets paid big $$ as a partner in a big law firm but I still give him credit.

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  18. Juju bear

    My other car is a Honda.

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  19. Juju bear

    ….and a Toyota SUV

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  20. JakeGint

    Biggest Hats, without cattle, drive fucktarded depreciating asshats. True in Dallas, true in New York.

    But I forgive the Fly. There’s no getting around it in New York.

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