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Quick Alert: Periscope Up

The fucktarded CEO from Wells Fargo, John Stumpf, just felt the need to exclaim: “We have not seen a nationwide decline in housing like this since the Great Depression.”

Thanks fucker.

Going lower.

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24 comments

  1. Juice

    another shoe drops

    fucking shoes

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  2. chivasontherocks

    last half hour; either a complete give up big down or complete retracement up.

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  3. mdawsz

    It’s like a shit storm of shoes, no?

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  4. Juice

    Hey, I have an idear …

    Lets just call a bottom, right here & now

    wtf not ?!

    you know, like the bears are always calling tops, we’ll call bottoms … and keep calling them

    bottom alert … buy everything!

    yog on

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  5. HORNDOG

    momma always said: never trust a man whose name requires a spray of saliva to pronounce

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  6. Tony

    Juice,

    Lets just say, your wife on bottom. wtf not?!

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  7. Bison Burger

    I like crashes. It’s so unamerican.

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  8. The Fly

    “The Periscope Up” bottom?

    Anyone?

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  9. Bison Burger

    Naw. Fly to Romania with Subprime Airways:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=LCC&t=1y

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  10. Juice

    GOOG has eyes for the 50 dma at 617

    bulls line in sand …. GOOG is the market

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  11. Frosty

    Fly…tell these dorks we are working the 50 QQQQ strike…bunch of drama queens…get back to the soap operas ladies.

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  12. Jake Gint

    Juice — GOOG, CRAAPL and $BKX.

    BKX already busted.

    _________

    Frosty, go shampoo your moustaches.

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  13. PoorOkie

    Shoes dropping while NKE holds near all time highs.

    Odd no?

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  14. The Fly

    We go down 300 tomorrow.

    Tonight I dine in hell.

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  15. Juice

    armageddon friday

    be prepared to meet your maker

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  16. Frosty

    oh my QQQQ looks like 50 on the close….fire away girls.

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  17. chivasontherocks

    bottom today or tomorrow morning

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  18. Capital Game

    Bernanke sends his blessings via liquidity injections .

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  19. rockain'tdeadyet

    Good work, Chivas, you are correct. However, Tequila is more appropriate for the buyer of stocks in volatile clusterfucked markets.

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  20. rockain'tdeadyet

    Viz. Buy, Shoot, Repeat. Salt and limes are for “poor man’s tequila”.

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  21. chivasontherocks

    you’re right, will change to patron asap

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