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Don’t Fuck with MVIS

While many of you assholes sold with a three handle attached, “The Fly” kept his hand steady, knowing that he was much smarter than you.

We’re going to CES ladies. The company (MVIS) is going to have a kick-ass device, that can change the way people view mobile content.

And you sold with a three handle attached?

Asshats.

Aside from MVIS pleasantries, VMW, RIMM and BWLD are lighting my balls aflame.

There’s nothing cute or funny about this tape. It fucking sucks.

Forget the dip buying. Apparently, it’s a losers game.

Instead, give into the current trend, via going long big ol’ boring stocks, like PG, CLX or CL.

Finally, it’s worth mentioning, “Dollar Danks” (iiG) and FUQI are on the move.

Coincidence?

I think not.

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30 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Fuck you and your 3 handle.

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  2. Paul Wurt

    Chart chomping fucktard.

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  3. mdawsz

    Do we have a confirmed woodshedder bottom in MVIS?

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  4. Bison Burger

    IWM.

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  5. Woodshedder

    Paul, you still out looking for dicks in clouds?

    M- don’t make me mud rassle you.

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  6. Gunners

    I was sitting in a meeting yesterday with someone wanting to show a powerpoint presentation. So out comes that archaic fucking projector machine with a fan built into it… “So do you have to restart the computer with it plugged in?” “No you start the machine, then start the computer.” “wait, I thought you start the computer, then start the machine.”

    so sure enough, that hunky piece of shit didn’t end up working with the computer. Those projectors suck ass and can’t be carried around comfortably.

    Why isn’t anyone talking about putting the PicoP into laptops? or at least having that little projector as an add-on to laptops.

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  7. mdawsz

    Gunners, it’s because Jokeman is gay.

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  8. mdawsz

    Wood, seriously I’m good at mud rasslin, been honing my skills for a while now due to my pending match with Ducati.

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  9. The Fly

    Woodshedder bottom in place.

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  10. Woodshedder

    Anyone think the guy on the right in the graphic on the peanut gallery looks an awful lot like M (aka Chinballs) Dawsz?

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  11. mdawsz

    BTW, don’t jump back into MVIS here, when the interest dies down in Romania it will return to regularly scheduled programming – capital destruction.

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  12. Harry the Horse

    These cocksuckers still oughta buy a few shares to get out of the doghouse with investors. And fuck that Jeff Wilson homo.

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  13. mdawsz

    Haha, chinballs, that’s old school!

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  14. Revelation

    If you can’t figure out how to work a standard projector you may need to be fired. Restart the compuer? Lunacy. Funtion F8 baby.

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  15. newequity

    Wood effectively called the new bottom in MVIS when he sold out of his position, amazing i tell ya.

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  16. Gunners

    revelation… the point of the story was that those things fucking suck. and it’s not my job to know how to work pieces of shit

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  17. Juju bear

    Fly,

    You’re wrong about MVIS. Woodshedder will be buying again and it will go down.

    Seriously, given the fact that Jokeman and his posse refuse to buy even 100 shares is an issue that casts a shadow on the stock. It’s fucking irritating. It makes me want to punch his joozy detailed, fake moustache clean off.

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  18. Woodshedder

    juju, as of know, my buy-stop is in the green!

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  19. Woodshedder

    Anybody know if ALDN is a buyout candidate? I’m trying to figure out why it is consistently up in this poor tape.

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  20. Jake Gint

    “It’s not my job??” What are you, fucking union or something?

    I smell post 47.5 annos. Reminds me of those fuckers who refuse to use e-mail, because they think technology is beneath them.

    Down the up escalator with you!

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  21. The Fly

    ALDN is going up, mainly because it’s not gay.

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  22. Woodshedder

    I believe they compete with VDSI. Maybe there sole purpose is to beat out vDSI so Jake’s balls are once again aflame.

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  23. cigars3

    Gunner they are talking about putting them in laptops. They mention the market segments often.

    First standalones that will plug into laptops and every other mobile device that has the output for it.

    Then embedded into cellphones.

    Then embedded into digital camera’s, recorders, laptops, PDA’s, gaming, ipods, and any other mobile device that can benefit from turning a 2″ screen into a 50″ screen.

    Many of the asshats don’t get it. MVIS could sign a contract for 100M PicoPs tomorrow and it doesnt bring us any closer to production. It may or may not be a sustainable event. What the market is looking for is assurances they can be made in hi-volume. If they can be, selling them as fast as they can make them will not be in question.

    MVIS does not have to displace some entrenched technology or overcome steadfast incumbent relationships. They have the holy grail of a product that they wont have to spend a dime marketing, and service providers will heavily subsidize the end price to the consmer in order to get contracts or new services like TV.

    You’ll know if they are on track to hi-volume in aboout 6 months when the design has to be “frozen”.

    It is an inordinatley short time to wait for a company that can go from 2M in revs per Q to 200M per Q within a year of commercialization.

    Sure, you can gamble that it will keep falling until CES, sell and hope to pick up more shares. Or get fucked when another contract comes out and buy $2 higher.

    This is really is one of those stocks where going up and down a buck is meaningless. Just take off your damn portfolio screen and forget about it. When it’s clear they can make it. Watch it fly. $5 will seem like a joke in a year.

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  24. gramps

    Cigs

    Nice job of cheerleading.

    “What the market is looking for is assurances they can be made in hi-volume.”

    Can product be made in high volume to specs? We shall see.

    Tokman’s under-ownership of the stock doesn’t help the cause either. That tells me he’s either poor or unsure. I hope the real reason is neither of those.

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  25. Harry the Horse

    I hope he’s poor. Fucker.

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  26. gramps

    Calling me a fucker? Talk to me like that again, and I’ll beat you with my cane, you snotty-nosed kid.

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  27. Paul Wurt

    Stick that candy cane up your ass, old man.

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  28. Paul Wurt

    That was awful rude of me, I take it back, fucker.

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  29. Cricket

    Fuck MVIS, you seen this?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=rcfNC_x0VvE

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  30. alphadawgg

    Yikes!

    John Chambers is now upstaging David Copperfield and Criss Angel!

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