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Position Updates: XFML

No need to give an opinion.

Just know, today, after the close, the company will report earnings.

Meaning: there is a good probability the stock will get the shit kicked out of it.

The popular phrase “driving a car made of dynamite sticks to the sun” applies.

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15 comments

  1. gappingandyapping

    Why do you think it will and are you buying puts for protection?

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  2. gappingandyapping

    I mean besides the obvious trend of kicking everyone off a cliff when they report earnings. Actually don’t answer that, at certain times the market behave irrationally and you can’t explain it.

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  3. Juice

    Juice: What do you expect from the XFML report?

    Broker A: Pain.

    Juice: Thanks, fucker.

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  4. gappingandyapping

    MVIS is gay.

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  5. Juice

    Welcome to the other side of the blade, bearshitters; the bear market rally of death.

    viz

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  6. Jake Gint

    You mean “rally into death?”

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  7. Juice

    Bear changes growl alert:

    Have Equities Bottomed?
    Doug Kass
    11/13/07 10:43 AM EST

    I believe that equities have hit their lows for the balance of the year and bond yields (particularly of a 10-year U.S. note kind) have hit their lows (in yields) and high (in prices) as well.

    I see bad (read: crowded) shorts in equities and even worse longs in bonds.

    Position: Long QQQQ; short TLT

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  8. CubsRock

    Fuck that noise, I’m holding XMFL. The Fly said it would hit $14 a couple weeks ago…

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  9. Juice

    Kass paints bullseye on Jakes back.

    Shaking yet Jakester?

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  10. Jake Gint

    Mmmmm…. early lunch with the jerked chicken.

    Man I love that spicy African schit.

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  11. kmorph

    I’m actually considering unloading the rest of my MVIS, which is making me very, very sad.

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  12. Jake Gint

    OJ — don’t you have a memorabilia dealer to shake down?

    Seriously, have you forgotten that Doug Kass wears a fancy chapeau on his posterior?

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  13. vmimvis

    why is MVIS down to lower lows on a UP day?

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  14. Juice

    turn MVIS chart upside down & then buy it.

    JG: the Kassmaster will die .. but not until it is written that he who lives by the word, dies a fancy death

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  15. Drifter

    “MVIS Fat bitch at the end of the bar.” Not all that long ago, you used to think shares of MVIS were the best thing since sliced bread. Have you changed your mind about Microvision or just pissed because the price is down. do you still think they’re going to pull it off?

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