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Asshat of the Week Award: John Thain


Friday, March 02, 2007

I am sure John Thain aka “The American Psycho” has pristine business cards and perfectly ironed handkerchief’s. But, he also has lazy ass robots on the NYSE– fucking up trading days. In short, this man has replaced real men for internet robots. As a result, when the market crashed through the floor boards on Tuesday, the fucking robots went haywire, maybe a short circuit or something, resulting in the DOW nearly doubling its losses–in about 2 seconds. Talk about an orderly market!

Thain certainly does not give you that.

Pure asshattery. John Thain has earned this fucking trophy, with his internet robots and mechanical-like presence.

Perhaps he is a fucking robot too?


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