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The Important Matter of Milk Cartons

I can’t get these fucktarded thoughts out of my head.

On Friday, Eric “the oil barrel” Bolling said he liked DF, because of the rise in milk prices–even though it’s down 10% from his original recommendation.

Fine, I can deal with bad stock advice.

However, he then went on to say: “Hey, but look at the the companies that make milk containers, CCK and OI. They’re doing great.”

At first, I thought nothing of such fucktarded logic. However, as the weekend progressed, I have been thinking about his ridiculous comments– to the great detriment of my 155 IQ.

Now, “The Oil Barrel” is a smart dude. But, will someone explain how higher milk prices will benefit the companies that make fucking milk cartons?

I mean, wouldn’t sky rocketing milk prices be cost prohibitive and result in lower volume? Let’s all be aware that milk is not gasoline, right?

So, unless there is some giant fucking boom in milk, which “The Fly” is unaware. Higher milk prices do dick for the “milk container shit shovelers,” right?

Please confirm my accurate thinking, unless my IQ will continue to drop 1 point per hour–until this milk container issue is resolved.

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One comment

  1. kush

    2 and a half yrs after you post this FDA slaps Cheerio’s with a fine for claiming they reduce cholesterol(as in their posing as a miracle drug). Milk is fucked because we can’t digest it properly, it takes thousands of years to adapt enough to actually get nutrition from it, and they claim it is good for strong bones. MILK IS FUCKED.

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