iBankCoin
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Joined Aug 2, 2009
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THE ULTIMATE BUY SIGNAL

I am about to unfold the most epic buy signal I’ve seen in the last few days.

This is the equivalent of the Hindenturd Omen, which is a token passed around the bearshitter community, held sacred and worshiped by those who respect its ability to pinpoint mass confusion and subpar trading signals.

Forget about McClellan indicators, market breadth, PPT algorithms and such…. AND BEHOLD!

Slope
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Slope of Hope advertisements have infiltrated iBC. Even the most famous bearshitters are doing everything possible to stay relevant.

Someone help me find a way to get this assbag off my blog. He is not allowed to panhandle here.

timk

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31 comments

  1. Jakegint

    What?

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  2. Jakegint

    No, I meant I couldn’t read what it was.

    Who’s on my blog?

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  3. chessNwine

    LoL

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  4. Woj

    More importantly, where is fly jr? Did he keep his giant TZA position on? Would like to hear before the jobs number is announced. If the market is screaming to the upside tomorrow, I bet we will be hearing how he dumped it today at the bell.

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  5. The Fly

    So funny

    He is paying good money for those ads.

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  6. charles c

    jeff,,,whats the story with slope of hope…am assuming he is a douche of some degree?

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  7. Market Sniper

    Hahaha. That guy is so full of shit.

    Tim Knight Memes
    http://memegenerator.net/Kim-Tight

    Enjoy!

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    • Option Addict

      That site has been added to my favorites.

      Great post MS. Hope you stick around. We are socially acceptable people here.

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  8. Sikander

    Some of you may not remember the old days on IBC and the adds that Fly had then. In 2008-2009 instead of the “Slope of Hope” advert you had an advertisement for liposuction. It featured a mid-torso shot of an obese woman. The picture quality was terrible with a kind of greenish-grey color that made me for one believe that the subject was probably a cadaver. Say what you will about Slope, I’d rather a pic of a freshly scrubbed Tim Knight than return to those dark liposuction days!

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  9. Doughstream

    I like Tim Knight. Too bad he is wrong on his desire for the market to go down all the time. The market goes up most of the time. Check your history.

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  10. StocksRider

    Hi OA, question on weeklies. If the stock is going against your direction, how much percentage loss do you accept on a weekly before you sell it for a loss. The time premium goes out fast on a weekly, which is one of the reasons I have mainly been in monthlies. But wanted to get your thoughts on cutting losses on weeklies in terms of your threshold of pain. I am guessing you might sell them soon if the stock goes against your anticipated direction because of high gamma. Thoughts?

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  11. LOL

    Wait… I think Fly Jr is Tim Knight!

    Lol, probably not.

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  12. charles c

    GS for the win,booked em

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  13. charles c

    BIDU ! sweet

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  14. fly jr

    Tim Knight is a tout. He reminds of the degenerate gambling touts that only point out winners and not the numerous losers. On days like today he is nowhere to be found and will come on at the end of day saying ‘he covered all his shorts at lows of day blah blah blah

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  15. Cmartin

    What’s your exit strategy for Bidu monthly calls?

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  16. Dude

    (I was Mike yesterday) I am trying to come up with a new tagname.

    Wanna do LINKD 170’s (expiring today), with me?

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