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Back From Las Vegas

A cousin was celebrating a birthday this weekend, so he rather demanded I accompany him to Vegas.

I will offer a quick recap:

(1) no one wins against the house – by the end of the trip, I was paying for cigars (thick & dark), bourbon & gin (sidecars and Tom Collins are my favorites) and pretty much anything else I fancied in chips. This wasn’t because I had won a lot of them, but merely because it was the most expedient way to save them from the cold, heartless clasp of “Mother Crap’s Table”.

(2) NAFTA has destroyed America – enough about lower paying assembly jobs. There was not one prostitute walking the street. We’ve reached the point where even hookers have outsourced the non-essential parts of their job to Mexicans.

(3) Sin City has grown soft – I walked the entire strip, until my feet were aching and my thighs were trembling. And in this entire ordeal, I was only offered coke once. For shame, Vegas. For shame.

In any news, it’s good to be back, the abrupt changes to the site not altering that statement. I hope everyone had a good weekend.

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8 comments

  1. ingsoc

    You’re a stock trader. You should know where the +EV is (poker and expertly played video poker on certain machines) or at least know where the house edge is smallest! (though you were at the man’s game, craps) Ah well, take from wall street, give to fremont ave.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      I hear what you’re saying, but I’m not a professional, and I don’t really care for poker tournaments that much.

      I enjoy craps. Even when it’s slated against me. But this weekend was awful. Kids were blasting the open between craps and 7 & yo’s left and right, just destroying everyone’s first bets.

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  2. metalleg

    Funny. I was in Vegas at the end of October. I had one hooker offer me her services. She was a pretty black girl sitting behind the wheel of her car.

    I have her number if you want to call her next time you’re in Vegas.

    I can’t speak to her skill set because I didn’t take her up on her offer.

    (truth)

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Lol I most certainly don’t want to call her.

      I don’t use the services of prostitutes. I simply find it a matter of humor that they don’t even take the time to market themselves anymore.

      Besides, never buy what anyone can pick up off the sidewalk…

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Hail Mary hope play.

      The arguments about the dividend are my favorite. The dividend needs to be $0.00 because they’re paying for it with stock issuance

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