I offer hearty congratulations to Rahm Emanuel and friends, in their successful attempts to slowly transform Chick-fil-A into a multi-billion dollar business.
Wait, they weren’t trying to bolster Chick-fil-A’s profits? That’s news to my ears. Because if they were hoping this would turn into a public repudiation of Christianity’s staunch support for keeping marriage between a man and a woman, they obviously haven’t been living on the same planet as I have (beam me up, Chicago).
A one hundred million dollar ad campaign and twenty years of community service and hard won business wouldn’t measure up to the raw influx of success this company is about to experience, thanks all to the city of Chicago being devoid of sentient life – only this city would be arrogant enough to try and lead an effort to combat discrimination by actively discriminating against the largest segment of the American population.
Because if there’s one thing in this day and age that people hate worse than hypocrisy, it’s corruption. Having officials crudely swinging non-existent mandates to the aim of crushing private businesses and the religious tenants practiced by between 8 and 9 out of every 10 Americans is one sure way to get two thirds of this country up and in arms. Trying to deny someone the right to conduct business because of their beliefs absolutely reeks of corruption.
The truth is, I don’t care about the issue of gay marriage at all. I can see both sides of the coin; the side that points out gays wanting to marry is like white people wanting to join the NAACP; and the other side of the coin, where marriage has real monetary consequences and lots of religious nutjobs routinely carry on in ways that push the envelope of hate rallies.
But if I am ambivalent about gay marriage, I’m rather decisive in my hatred of Chicago politicians. That city is a plague on the Midwest. And Rahm Emanuel is a grade A dick – with his strong arming, rotting-fish-gift-wrapping ways.
Which is why I’m going to relish in watching them create a financial incentive for every American business not on one of America’s unbearable, self-aggrandizing coast lines to become hard line Christians willing to defend marriage to the last.
This will be very amusing.
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on TwitterStep one: unjustly single out a business for holding the same beliefs as a majority of the country. Wield unconstitutional powers to try and harm them.
Step two: watch in fascination as 80 million people begin to send money to opposition movements and 200 million people march directly to this organization, voting with their wallets and mouths.
Step three: be struck in awe as you realize you unintentionally built up your opponent into the greatest food chain success story of the last 20 years by trying to act like a shady little prick.
i laughed so hard, i almost peed my shorts
i’m sorry mr. thaler. i have lived in this city way before this gay asshole, i could write a post that would take you 3 fucking hours to read about this whole fucking facist city and state. alderman gigs are part time, they come in by having a certain culture that they themselves all gather,then elect the loudest mouth of the bunch. in this case mr.unpolished moreno,of which i dont believe has come out of the closet himself yet. but,most other alderman throughout the cook county area,has made it quite clear, that chick-fil-a is most welcome. this is the 3 card monty that these spineless mother fuckers play. they wouldnt get re-elected other wise by their very constituents, of which are gay. asshole, 9 finger emanuel, is just playing to them.( this tells me that his pandering to the gay community is a long term investment for their support during his vision for a long term.) jagoff emanuel knows these mother fuckers,chick up ur ass can go anywhere in the city an open a joint. this asshole moreno just missed an oppurtunity to put the younger kids that need work, to work. moreno is the new democrat,gay,liberal fucking nazi. and one more thing, everyone, and i mean everyone that is a democratic alderman, are usually,lets say of moderate amount of cash,but with their very corrupt zoning bullshit, become way more wealthier than they could ever imagine. same goes for the state pensions. when the shit really does hit the proverbial fan,these are the ones that will be hiding underneath their beds. because they have out right fucked every tax paying citizen in chicago,that these ass wipes know that they will be first to get a fucking bullet in their brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cocksukers still think that there is no silent majority, fucking better think twice.
Liberals are destroying this nation.
Meh. Liberals are a part of this nation. I’m open to listen to their ideas, as long as they cut the smug attitude.
And watching a minority of people trying to strongarm a group two to three times bigger than them is just the height of arrogance and self-delusional superiority.
I’d say the homosexual issue is pretty good here in America. Two groups disagree; both groups get on with their lives. Maybe a little unfairness in the tax code but that can be fixed.
This though, is watching one group demand the other accepts them. Hah! Okay sure, good luck with that. Especially when the other group reciprocates.
Excellent post, humor…content and truth.
I’m going to chick fil-A right now!!
I forgot to write – Fuckers! Emmanuel and Boston fuck mayor.
I would say your post pretty much nails it. Ram (sic) and his ilk are so bloody arrogant that they can’t comprehend there would be a viewpoint other than the one they hold.
The fact his type gets elected “by the people” in the first place has me wondering just who the hell voted. Are they/we that stupid and myopic?