Psssh, market don’t you know that bond prices and stock prices trade inverse to one another…
Teeter totter, teeter totter, titter tatter, teeter totter….
This is regression, people; that’s re-gresh-in. Sure, they may sashay, but in general, yields and the market trade together.
TOGETHER, sether, to-do-together.
They can’t a-nope no way hosay, I say, they can’t both trade down together. No never, not a way.
Nope a dope, a nope-a way, I say no way they can ever trade the same.
It’s like a teeter totter.
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In case you couldn’t figure it out on your own, this is satire. I am at present mocking the living shit out of modern portfolio finance theory and the vermin fund managers trying to sell their bullshit products to people like you.
By the way, AEC is impervious to sell offs.
Covered some UCO, the bundle of shares I shorted most recently, for $43.63 from $45.68. A bit under 5% gains, and reducing some short side.
CT – I’m just commenting because I think the Monsieur might lazer your ass if you had 4 consecutive comments to your own blog entry.
I always figured you weren’t the drug taking type; until now
I thought maybe he was writing a song.
He’s from MoTown after all…
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I’ll get out my soul drums…