I am running away from this market, like a little bitch, ahead of the “historic elections.” I blew out of 90% of my National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] , despite loving the valuations, due to a capital preservation move on “The Fly’s” behalf. Right now, my cash position stands at a staggering, yet pussified, 70%.
Let it be known, “The Fly” is winning on a continuous basis, in all facets of life and the internet. He has been banking coin in this devil of a bitch of a whore of a market, even since he was old enough to tell people to go fuck themselves.
I bought a little more BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] , towards the end of the day, mainly because I have money burning a hole in my pocket. It must go somewhere, why not “The Beaver”?
As an aside, I am all for “bankrupting the coal industry.” Fuck those bastards, with their canary killing ways. I say, let’s SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT, via dumping all available coal into the Atlantic Ocean.
With all of my Godly 10,000 dollar bank notes, I intend to invest them unwisely, then wisely, if you get my drift. My next move, without a doubt, will be wrong. It’s the law of averages—so sorry. However, I am aware of such likelihoods and plan on “tricking the trickers,” who are trying to get me, if you catch my drift.
My paranoia, by the way, is deep rooted in the fact that “The Fly” was a very poor man, in his past life. During that blue collared life, I am sure I was killed, via falling air conditioner on my head, somewhere in the housing tenements, just south of the Bronx.
With that in mind, I employ the bloggers on this site for less than the ancient Roman minimum wage and have zero interest in giving them a raise. At the end of the day, all of the worlds money is mine; you’re just borrowing it from me, on a temporary basis.
Top pick: BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]]
UPDATE: Via The PPT, top 10 ranked etf’s:
1 [[DTO]] 4.4
2 [[DGZ]] 4.35
3 [[DEE]] 4.2
4 [[DRR]] 4
5 [[UUP]] 3.75
6 [[DZZ]] 3.65
7 [[BBH]] 3.65
8 [[ITE]] 3.55
9 [[RKH]] 3.4
10 [[PJB]] 3.4
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