I hear a lot of intelligent folk telling dumb ol’ country people to “buy the beaten down sectors,” in order to take advantage of the pending “January run.” First, I don’t believe the market will run in January. Second, for the sake of playing devil’s advocate, I need to get an opinion in edgewise—if I may interject into your foolish train of mind numbing thought.
Thank you.
If you take the advice of some of these “smart folk” you may end up with a bag of flaming shit on your front porch. Are you willing to stomp it out?
Check this out: instead of buying the worst stocks in the world and gambling, like a degenerate OTB guy on heroin, why not buy good stocks?
FUCKING SHOCKER.
That’s right. You heard it here first folks—an investment professional suggesting that you own good stocks, as opposed to the biggest fucking flaming barrel of garbage available.
Rule #1 for 2009:
Quit being so fucking greedy.
Rule #2 for 2009:
Quit being so fucking greedy.
You get my drift?
So, instead of trying to “monetize” your local lender or hope and pray for a bounce in crrr-ushed oil stocks, how about a little PFE? I know the stock is dead money. But it pays a big divi (7.5%) and can make you a quick 3-5% in the month of January, providing we rip. That may sound like shit on a spindle for you gambling types; but if you can bang out 4% per month, you will be banking 48% per annum. That may not be “TIM-like,” however good— nonetheless.
Easy does it.
If you choose to go against this advice and get long beaten down names, without looking at the fundamentals, you may find yourself in a very quick “wiped out” situation, should the market swan dive in January. Remember, stocks go down big because their underlying businesses are underperforming. Due to market conditions, everything got taken to the woodshed in 2008, with the exception of a few names.
Now is the time to roll up your sleeves and find some value, instead of just throwing darts at 2008’s bounce plays. Get to work, you lazy double upside/downside etf trading monkey.
If you are looking for some names, take a look at the following stocks, by sector, courtesy of The PPT:
Basic Materials:
CVX, ABX, CEO
Consumer Goods:
ADM, TAP, PC
Financial:
TRV, AON, PBCT
Healthcare:
NVS, PFE, AZN
Industrial Goods:
ABB, PH, ITW
Services:
APOL, RCI, MCD
Technology:
DCM, NTT, HPQ
Utilities:
CWT, SJI, WTR
Tomorrow I will post an organized set of potential short sales, broken down by sector, courtesy of the ever mysterious, yet Godly, PPT.
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