The airlines, autos, banks and the retailers are all going under. Ironically, the fucking farmers are doing swell. Remember back in the 80’s, when those fuckers were as poor as cow shit? They even threw concerts (Farm Aid) for those assholes. Farmers were just walking away from their crops and moving to the ‘big city,’ like the fucking rubes they are.
I bet loads of those assholes took up executive positions at Bear Stearns.
Oh the irony.
I’m getting my face kicked in, long [[RIG]], [[ARD]], [[FTK]] and [[PCZ]] here. Thinking fast, trying to stem the bleeding, I bought a block of [[DUG]]. Ultimately, the oil names will rebound and hit new highs. However, we are in ‘fuck mode’ right now.
Get your guns and sharp blades ready. Soon enough, assholes with tow trucks will roll up to your house and jack you for your grub, via towing away your bullshit refrigerator, right out of your house.
Just know, “The Fly” sees shit in slow motion. I can see the hits coming, before they happen. Right now, I’m into all sorts of short positions, mostly for the fun of it.
After all, I am up nearly 55% year to date and I don’t need more money. However, it’s worth noting, I do want new money.
They really need to fire everyone on CNBC. If I were in charge, I’d replace them with comedians, like Chris Rock and Robin Williams.
Finally, I made a lot of moves today. Go reference my ‘Fly Buys/Sells’ for a detailed look. In short, I want to be a net buyer of energy stocks on this dip, while greedily hedged with DUG. Also, I want revenge against the devil, via long [[SMN]]. And, I have a variety of bank stocks that should be at zero. Therefore, I am short.
Also, I covered most of my [[HRB]] short. It’s too fucking lame.
Holy Shit Update: Go check [[NVDA]]. Go long [[SSG]] off of this disaster. Apparently, NVDA has a packaging issue. Off the top of my head, [[AMKR]] is into that type of shit. Short them too.
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