Skinny Guy Caught Leaning Heavily into the Fat Trade

All I wanted was one more day.

I leaned into $VKTX yesterday with a 6% allocation with the simple mindedness of wanting the fucking stock to drift a little bit higher above $100 and crest. At which point, I envisioned myself eagerly selling and thanking the obese for their service.

Instead of any of that happening, it’s pandemonium at House Fly with $VKTX plunging through the fucking floorboards, heaving lower sloppily based off GOOD NEWS from the ozempic King, $NVO.

Naturally I glared at $VKTX down 14% at the open and wished to the Gods for a small bounce, at which point I’d sell it and regret ever looking at the ticker. But instead of that happening, the Gods offered me another 4% lower for my troubles and I sold it there for a nice fat loss.

I had very nominal overall losses of 35bps until $BTC splashed lower with a red candle from hell itself. So now I wait for its recovery, as I am handsomely saddled with a 12% $BITX position.

Wish me luck!