Ladies and Gentlemen — here at the RMS Titanic we want you to enjoy your ride on this voyage to New York — providing you with all of the comforts and accoutrements befitting of men in your station — save the cabin’d class. Because of our formidable and indestructible hull and state of the art coal powered engines — we have increased the speed of our vessel to recoud highs, as we race into the arctic regions of the Atlantic in order to provide you with things to discuss when you’re dining with society friends and they ask you “How was your trip on the RMS Titanic?”
We hope you do enjoy the trip and consider joining us again on what is sure to be a most memorable adventure.
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Just need a few more bears onboard before setting sail on the rally.