iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUCK OFF — I’M BACK

Grandiose returns. Sublime trading. Winship.

These are the well known tenets of House Fly and his tenure at iBankCoin. I increased the girth of my trading account today by 500BPS, increasing even more in the AHs. I did so via an array of wins, all transparently disclosed in a portfolio for the public to see. I hide nothing.

The point is this post is to take some time to boast about by #SUCCESS and let you fuckers know your bets against me are terminal. I have stared into the black and spit into the water and tossed a fucking harpoon into the sea by my own making and ripped out a whale, to eat and enjoy during tonight’s supper.

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6 comments

  1. duuude

    Beware

    The MIL curse loometh

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  2. roguewave

    100,000 Teslas by the end of 2022 for Hertz

    Copper inventories hit their lowest since 1974.

    Probably nothing

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Natty up another 2%, because Western civilization is dead and might as well freeze over.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler

    GS CEO David Solomon says there’s a risk of inflation and slow growth, overly accommodating monetary policy carries risks.

    (Chuckles) you don’t say.

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