iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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EXTRAORDINARY BOUNCE IS IN PLAY

I was wrong about chasing rats into the sewer. That’s exactly what we all should’ve been doing yesterday, chasing them until our feet bled from weariness. The entire NASDAQ is one giant dick guillotine and the bears have, sadly, crescendoed into it, plastered against the wall with their guts festooned across the internets. Boldly, the bulls have retaken the initiative and I have no choice but to chase the rats now as they retake the streets and rummage from cheese shoppe to cheese shoppe.

I opened up 100bps, thanks to some overnight holds, BBBY being my biggest winner. I have since sold them and rebought a new cadre of stocks with aspirations of coming across a block of cave aged gruyere and nibbling on it until my face is numb.

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  1. juice

    crescendoed and festooned

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  2. ezthere

    ARK. I see the Roku bounce

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Well, um, actually I’ve got a nice little day planned, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

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