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As the Nasdaq Approaches $14k, I am Once Again All In

I don’t give a shit if I lose money on Monday, so I assembled the biggest piece of shit stocks I could find — all rippers — and I bought them for Monday surprise! Will I bog myself down 10% or up 10%? Only time will tell. I am +87% YTD and do not have any fear that it is even possible I could undergo a drawdown, of even a single day.

Today I traded up to +400bps and then fucked myself after taking the dogs for a walk — entreated to a -27% raping in AMBO. I had to book the loss — since the stock comically collapsed on me. Now had it been a large position, a trade like that might’ve ruined my year. Trust me when I insist and tell you — keep your positions sizes at 5%.

In the end, everyone gets that they deserve — and I deserve great magnificent things. There are maybe 10 of me in the whole world and we deserve to win on a continuous basis.

Have a great weekend and remember to thank the Gods for our large bounty and fortune.

I am 97% long and eager to remember how it felt to lose a little.

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7 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3897.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    Showtime, why didn’t they crash it after the virus started, when, they could’ve blamed Trump?
    1. Subordination
    2. Contingency
    Subordination for an mRna injection (as high % as possible including children)
    Contingency against illicit upper tier intl govt activity reveal
    conclusion of 2020 election… Developing…
    game of chicken that I premised in 2017…
    Developing…

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    • emersonlakepalmer
      emersonlakepalmer

      Poo poo pee pee gaga

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    • warpig

      That aged well (again). 3900+ and counting. No one in the history of being wrong has been as wrong as Showtime has. I applaud your consistency sir.

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  2. soupbone

    the disinflation window that’s been so satisfactory to markets looks old. an era.
    the big winners have become too big and there is too much liquidity in the wrong hands.

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  3. indexjoe

    Stonks don’t go down.

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  4. tha pirate

    Everything must be about skin color. Everything must be about skin color. Everything must be about skin color.

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