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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Could’ve Been Somebody; I Could’ve Been a Contender

Last night I was rejoicing atop of the corpsed bodies of my enemies, wish casting their souls to doom and hell, whilst I enjoyed the bounty of my genius. After the market closed TWOU crushed earnings. The stock had gone up 17% and I was king, readying for my tailor to take new measurements on my hard chiseled body.

This morning something grave and hideous took place, a circumstance I’ve bore witness to a dozen or so times in the past and will see it again. The stock opened up candidly weak and got weaker by the second. I could only look in horror as monsters circumvented the city gates in an energized effort to slew me. As I write to you now, the position is down by 5% — making me a distinct loser in this whole dramedy. I had plans to celebrate over mountains of chicken parm, and tall sterile glasses of coconut flavored La Croix. Instead I will submit this blog in shame and watch as my fortunes decrease, my repute weakens, and my purse withers away.

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8 comments

  1. numbersgame

    I feel your pain (AMZN on Oct 25)

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  2. acehood

    Sell and buy NVDA, which remains absurdly cheap per all valuation metrics known to man.

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    • numbersgame

      I guess you must be new to investing. You should look up something called the Price/Earnings (PE) ratio. It’s probably the sinlge most common valution metric known to investors.

      By that metric, NVDA is 5x more expensive that its fellow chipmaker Micron Technology (MU)

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  3. jacked rabbit

    I lay at your altar the offering of one ratfink of a stock, called Canadian Solar, and one that I held through earnings last night. Canadian Solar is the stock equivalent of “guest host” and “jumbo shrimp” and is performing as such today…

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  4. numbersgame

    (still) long DIS, and now short NFLX

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    • numbersgame

      Out of DIS at $149.50.
      Waiting for $387.5 this week and $375 this week or next on NFLX

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  5. rangersfan

    Roku is unstoppable, ready for another power run in 2020

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    • numbersgame

      If (when…) it collapses again, just read Motley Fool.

      That site is like Zerohedge for Bulls. They publish at least 5 bullish articles on ROKU every fucking week

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