Most of you buy stocks fresh off the CNBC Cramer report. Me, I buy shit — the lowest of the low orphan stocks — bowl out flagging in the wind begging for porridge. Sure, it’s embarrassing to trade in low brow names. But when I take my lambo in for a tune up, the mechanic doesn’t know any better. Plus, I get the added bonus of winning in stocks that most mortals lose in, an added sweetener if you will.
But don’t get too sweet, otherwise all of your teeth will fall out and you’ll be left with a pick up truck, down in the deep south, with a crooked smile. Be smart and industrious. Sell your winners fast and your losers even faster.
Most online gurus offer you training courses to teach you how to trade. I’m not interested in teaching you a God damned thing. See, I’ve been a good trader my whole life — literally since I started trading at 10 years old. You cannot teach instincts, just like you can’t teach a fat slob how to run fast. You’ve either got it or not.
I only offer to feed you fish. If you want to pay someone that will pretend to teach you how to fish, good luck with that. If you’re hungry and require food for life, come to me — fucked faces. I’m serving fresh fish cakes 24/7 at Exodus.
I closed out my TVIX position for a 6.6% loss. I have several degenerate longs on the BBQ, hoping they’ll ignite late on today.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter