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Greenland is Ours; Futures Are Way the Fuck Higher

Lots of shit going on today, like the President of Denmark talking greasy AF — not wanting to cede over Greenland to America. This, as you know, is unacceptable.

“Greenland is not for sale. Greenland is not Danish. Greenland belongs to Greenland. I strongly hope that this is not meant seriously,” Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen

White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow on Sunday confirmed media reports earlier in the week that Trump had privately discussed with his advisers the idea of buying Greenland.

“I don’t want to predict an outcome, I’m just saying the president, who knows a thing or two about buying real estate, wants to take a look at a Greenland purchase,” Kudlow told Fox News.

Dow futures are up nearly 300, because men with balls stepped in and did what was right for the world. Gold, however, is sharply lower — off by 1% — because men with balls stepped away from gold and into other items of interest.

On Friday, I stepped in and purchased several stocks, all which shall propel higher today. This is not me patting myself on the back. This is simply facts, undeniable truths that cannot be debated.

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  1. numbersgame

    Greenland = “please stop don’t talking about the 800 point drop in the Dow and the 2yr-10yr inversion”

    I do appreciate the clear B&W calls, but that kind of loses it’s usefulness when they switch 180° in 24 hours. In the short term, luck (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-19/futures-soar-treasuries-slide-german-stimulus-hopes-chinese-rate-reform) with a bullish bias determines the market movement more than anything else.

    Of course, the Exodus OS signals are very useful, but anyone who didn’t see any OS signal with an 800pt fall and interest rate collapses shouldn’t be trading.

    I bought some stock last week, but will likely be selling it all this morning and setting up moves for a longer timeframe.

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  2. mrcharlie

    Yo Fly I got your candle right here you miscreant!!! hahaaaa oh man this post has me laughing funny AF.

    Dude how was the weekend? Are you in NC already pushin that benz up the block???

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  3. spaceman

    I’ve got bigger balls bought more silver coins now have MONSTER BOX

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  4. WrongView

    Is “greasy” slang for “stupid”?

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