iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ALERT: Markets To Be Destroyed Tomorrow

If you want to know what the market will do tomorrow, listen to this soundtrack for clues.

Dunkirk, all day, wanton surrender in the face of adversity. Tuck tale and flee because the opposition army is too strong and big. Hope to God women with boats come to rescue you to safe harbor and the fucking Americans come to save the day.

A nation of cucks.

Time to get greasy.

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10 comments

  1. WrongView

    How about gold. Still dead you think?

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  2. cancel19

    Time for Showtime to ring in!

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  3. awanka

    Hold this pig, Mr. Fly. We’re about to make a hasty exit from the barn.

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  4. omfgitsjd

    If these stock futures turn positive, I will be one happy mofo.

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  5. heckler

    ALERT: suck my dick Fly. You don’t me stocks couldn’t go up when they raised and now you’re calling for SOXS to suck you off? Eat shit. Eat Bear Shit

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  6. The_Swede

    Gold getting dismantled.

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    • metalleg

      You like to exaggerate I see.

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    • WrongView

      Gold will retreat to it’s value as an industrial component material. Once they figure how to make electric components using bitcoin, gold will be exclusively used as riprap to prevent shore erosion from climate change.

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  7. omfgitsjd

    The fucker was right.

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