Great, I thought markets were actually going to do something fun — trap door lower — maiming a whole crop of freshly minted traders. Instead, more nothing. I just had a headline up promising collapse with the Dunkirk soundtrack attached. Now I’m the laughing stock on Wall Street — fucking great.
I would say “the day is still young and anything could happen” but you know how this story ends. The fucking market and its big floppy tits are going to bounce all the way back up to record highs, cutting all of the dicks off who tried to fuck it on the way down. This is what the market always does and will continue to do for as long as you live.
Sure, I had some hedges that could’ve been sold for wanton profit, or at least small profit — but now I’ll probably have to sell at losses. That’s what this market is, a gigantic dick cutting device for bears. You cannot be a bear and live to tell the story.
On the agenda today, pick back up on the bull narrative. Get my shit in order. Forget about black smoke and chards of metal bustling throughout your city streets. Re-allocate the Exodus Quant for August and prepare to see prices walked higher.
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your ALERTS or “predictions” if you dare to call them such (meh) are more catastrophic and laughable then any bear trade
He says good one day and bad the next so he’s covered in any event.
And three months from now he can say “I was was right, check out my post from such and such a date”.
You two are gigantic assholes. I’d tell you to fuck off and visit another blog — but where else would you go? I’m the last finance blog standing.
I never come visit this hole it’s been month … I do it on drama spot to entertain myself while on sidelines.. nothing less nothing more..
So true. Dude is here writing all day and night, erry dang day. Meanwhile, his house is on fire, his benz is in the shop up on blocks and his backyard is full of felled trees and all you can give is grief? How bout you just sit back, enjoy the writings, learn from his experience and ask questions instead. Or else start your own finance site and start making big boy market predictions instead of hiding behind your keyboards like toads! (extra ribbit)
bye . prolly come back in few months . been a while . enjoy
Solar is fucking pulling out teeth!
“The fucking market and its big floppy tits are going to bounce all the way back up to record highs, cutting all of the dicks off who tried to fuck it on the way down.”
This actually made me chuckle, and I’m not a chuckler.
Have faith. Oil is as yet unsure about a Dunkirkian scenario having been averted.
Dude, there are no adults left in the room. Any semblance of fiscal responsibility among World governments is dead and gone. Grab your balls, blow some lines, and buy US stocks because the government-debt fueled coke rally shall continue endlessly.
oilerua-get fucked you disgusting, unintelligent, parasitic skank!