iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I CANNOT BE STOPPED

Some people must think that because it’s summer — Le Fly will slow down and take it easy. Those people do not understand that I am obsessed with perfecting the ancient American art of trading. While others are summering off the beaches of Nantucket, taking it easy amidst the coke and the drinks, Le Fly toils hard each and every day for the benefit of his grateful readers. In a world devoid of financial bloggers, replete with click bait fucktards trying to trick people with gimmicks, I am here to remind you that Le Fly is in fact a ***RARE TALENT***.

I sold APRN this morning for a 6.9% overnight return. Please, hold your applause. As you can see, I’m changing fucking lives inside of Exodus.

Because of me, one vegan chap is now able to affix falcon doors onto his Tesla vehicle. Another lad is now able to afford to divorce his wife and travel the world freely, and someone good citizen is now free to cold call local business owners all day long in the hopes of tricking them with parasitic financing options.

See, Le Fly is changing lives — and I can change yours too.

BOGGED down, unable to pay your electricity bill? join Exodus today.

Depressed, saddened and sullen because you can’t make it to the 9 figure club? join Exodus today.

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11 comments

  1. metalleg

    Some latte (whole milk) dribbled from my mouth on this one:

    Your sex change operation hit a significant hump in the road and now you’re stuck with just one testicle and one tit? Join Exodus today!

    Best sales pitch……ever!

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  2. jbandy

    So basically this free site is dead because the only posts now are either personal life ramblings or pushing Exodus. I am not a daytrader so Exodus does not interest me.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Serious talk:

    I talk about markets all the time. Aside from picks, what sort of content interests you? I have been told innumerable times, most fuckers come here to laugh. Are you not entertained?

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    • jbandy

      So my personal opinion–love your thoughts on the markets, economy, Fed and even politics (such as war with Iran), of course in your unique style, are most interesting to me. Fully understandable not wanting to reveal Exodus short-term picks here and its fine to toot your horn maybe every few days or a summary after a string of trades.
      Not asking for much, but just seems like the weighting of posts have been tilted more heavily towards personal stuff and Exodus bragging lately.

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  4. bronze28

    Love it!!

    but as a new subscriber and an electronic illiterate, finding it difficult to navigate EXODUS.

    so then, I guess the boat takes me back to Germany??

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