On the verge of a nervous collapse.
I’ve been traveling in my broken car all day — because the other one is being used and everyone in my family needed a ride at the same exact time.
“Why the fuck are you riding in a car with serious engine damage?”
Answer: Because it’s a massive job and I’m moving soon. It doesn’t make a lot of sense to pay someone $6k to do something and then move 500 miles away. These fucking mechanics are prone to err — because they’re fucking morons.
On the issue of morons.
I don’t know how I was BAMBOOZLED into buying not one, but TWO, fucking dogs. These fucking things do nothing but eat and shit and piss all day. They’ve ruined most of my furniture and expensive AF area rugs. They run in the FUCKING YARD all day and chase rabbits and birds, bringing in dead squirrels and shit into my laundry room. They carry tics and pass those FUCKING tics onto members of the family and give them Lyme disease. Then members of the FUCKING family have to take antibiotics for the rest of their FUCKING lives in order to keep the lyme at bay. Then the FUCKING dogs bark all day long, at leaves, squirrels, people who pass the house, and rarely give you a FUCKING moment of peace.
I often find myself hoping they’d just run away and fuck off. Sure, they’re nice animals and they’re innocent enough and maybe I’m just a dreadfully impatient person. I don’t know. But one thing is for certain, the dreadfully impatient person in a house of 5 should not have sole responsibility of the FUCKING annoying AF animals.
Nasdaq is fading. Today is a good FUCKING day to book gains.
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I hear you. Wife/kids want a dog but then all the maintenance falls onto Dad. Like with everything else.
Lyme disease is no laughing matter and it is not a fucking joke. My 1 year old daughter was bitten by a lyme infected tick (we were lucky to see the signature ring mark from the bite — and how in the fuck did we not see the tick because we gave her a bath every night). Was put on a heavy dose of baby-safe antibiotics immediately for 2 weeks.
I think the lyme is gone. That was 3 years ago and now she’s 4. I can’t tell if she has symptoms or if lyme ever goes away. Does it come back eventually? Scary stuff.
Fly, get that lyme treated immediately.
That’s scary stuff.
Us pigs are unfairly maligned animals, Mr. Fly. We’re actually quite clean animals. Who doesn’t love a roll in the mud on a hot day?
You know what they say, there are no bad dogs, only bad owners.
I had a dog as a kid and my parents failed to get her trained. She pissed and shit on the carpet all the time, ran away every chance she got, chewed furniture, etc. While away at camp my parents gave her away.
A few years ago my daughter was begging my wife and I for a dog. My wife gave in but I held out for a while knowing I would be the one doing everything for the dog and I already had a full time job. I finally gave in but we hired a trainer and now my dog either goes outside or on a potty patch in our mud room. He’s versatile which my trainer said wasn’t possible. He never chews on furniture and stays on my property without an invisible fence.
My point…if you train your dogs, they won’t be such pains in the ass.
Bullshit. There are bad dogs. I
Lyme is the absolute shit. Best to the fam.
GO back to Brooklyn dude. No Ticks, no one will need the cars all day.
I would if it was just me. I don’t mind bullets.
stop fucking whining like a teen-ager.
geez; all the money in the world; house;…. and still complaining???
spoilt rotten kid; go do some volunteer work and get a new perspective on life.
I whine for the entertainment value you’re all receiving. Fuck off.
In real life, not a fucking peep out of me.
We love you Fly. Keep it coming!
well, it’s some kind of an answer.
damn, I wish I had your life! 😀
I take doxycycline since birth. That’s why my teeth are so colorful.