CLEANED HOUSE — RAGED OUT AND SOLD ALL DOWN STOCKS

I’m here bored as bored can be — looking at a bunch of bullshit stocks — many of which from China — barreling lower. I asked myself “why do I even own these pieces of offal?” Unable to answer the question cogently, I sold them all. Fuck it — all gone.

I wiped out nearly half my account — Thanos’d those fuckers and now I’m sitting with cash. The market had ebb’d when I hope it would flow. Ergo, and this goes without saying, I needed a clean slate to work from. I had disgraced myself and blackened my good name by buying a sundry of ne’erdowell stocks that didn’t make any sense now. It’s important that I remain clean and fresh, brightly lit at all times for new readers — fucked faces traveling the windy roads of finance for the first time — young and overzealous — stupid and unable to invest properly.

“The Fly” is a beacon of hope — a symbol of wanton prosperity and a reflection of what the best of American industry and society has to offer. Having said that — off for another sandwich.