IBM is going to acquire those edgy rebels at RHT, for $190 per share or $34 billion. As such, Nasdaq futures are +75 and everyone is jerking off to the idea that IBM is going to save the country from harrowing stock market losses.
This could, perhaps, be the only way to save us from crashing lower.
Good old IBM will keep on buying companies for massive premiums in order to keep the rally going. The good times must continue and IBM is just the company we need, at this time, to bail out fledgling companies with asinine business models — such as RHT.
Cheers!
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I credit dimwits who buy 3x inverse ETFs into the hole. Rescue secured.
Which hole? There were so many holes the past month.
Using that logic, I suppose the market fell because dimwits bought upside ETFs into the rally, eh?
You must be canadian.
Fuck off eh.
Strange look. Rosie and John Wayne had a daughter.
TRANNIE
California gold toothed Mexi-Tranny
Gold? Dude that is petrified indian corn at best. Possibly some shitty ceramic.
Let’s shoot tequila when this is all over ironman. You are the wild wild west
IBM is a dead, if not dying company. i think RHT bought IBM
To apply an election season anecdote, counting on IBM to save the market is like counting on John Kerry to dodge/deflect a swiftboat of fecal falsehoods.
There were all sorts of crazy M&A in 2007 as well.
Red Hat 7 is NOT UNIX. It’s NOT LINUX. IBM repeats the OS/2 disaster.
WTF are you talking about you absolute tech nerd?
Yeah, wut? Please splain yoself
He just thinks IBM is making a mistake to buy Red Hat. Like they made a mistake in developing OS/2
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/11/half-an-operating-system-the-triumph-and-tragedy-of-os2/5/
Is there any way we can totally fuck China and still win bc that’s what I want