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COHEN SAYS TRUMP ORDERED HIM TO VIOLATE CAMPAIGN LAWS; FUTURES TUMBLE

This time it’s really over gents.

Let’s recap for those keeping score.

Trump got elected and declared war on the deep state.

Said deep state appointed a special counsel to eventually execute Trump.

Special counsel has now tossed Trump’s personal attorney, Cohen, and campaign chief, Manafort, in prison.

BOTH WERE FOUND GUILTY TODAY.

On deck is Flynn, Gates, Papadopoulos and about 20 others are expected to be tossed into prison.

There is nothing unusual about criminals heading to jail. However, and it must be stated, there is something unusual about the timing of corruption only first being discovered in DC — under the administration of Trump.

Futures are tumbling on this news, down 79 on Dow and 29 on Nasdaq — because people think Trump is in jeopardy. Why do people think this?

BECAUSE COHEN SAID TRUMP ORDERED HIM TO COMMIT CAMPAIGN CRIMES.

“I participated in the conduct for the purposes of influencing the election,” Cohen said in court.

Worst case scenario, Trump gets impeached and he dies in prison. Pence takes over and stocks recover. However, I suspect there will be a brief interlude of panic, should such uncertainty hit the headlines.

My solution for cleaning up DC.

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61 comments

  1. mushroomz

    benniehill is excited!

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  2. wolfdaddy

    Trump should have enjoyed his billions and continue to grab pussy like Stern suggested. Who needs this shit

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      He wouldn’t have needed this shit *if he ever had* billions.

      But, alas, he never had said billions to enjoy and had to follow the orders from his Russian sugar daddies.

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      • wolfdaddy

        Probably broke. Maybe he can melt the gold from penthouse in the sky and 747.

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  3. ferd

    Trump’s been a whore for the traitorous neocons …but gosh Don, looks like that wasn’t enough. Do they want to replace your cynical transactional presidency for a full-on Rapturetard named Pence? How ’bout a Pence/Haley 2020 ticket to seal the end of science and of our republic?

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    • joyous__ending

      Ferd, I have no idea how old you are, but this advice is for anyone.
      The greatest bull markets of all time took place when the Iran-Contra, Clinton-Lewinsky scandals and impeachment trial was on. You will see people talking about a market collapse, selling it short. In all likelihood anyone trying to short this market off presidential demise will get a few pennies picked up in front of a steamroller and then get squished.

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      • ferd

        My post was not about the market …it did not advocate for any particular position re the market.

        I am merely wondering why the people who run the place are so intent on fucking with Trump. What do they want that he is not delivering? Wars are still on. Israel is getting everything they want. Military spending is through the roof. Transfer of wealth the the already rich is on steroids with the tax bill. So what do they want?

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  4. joyous__ending

    Good reason for a September selloff/buy opportunity
    Be patient waiting for the 2nd, Exodus oversold signal. I’ll take a chance it comes near September month end. October is chop, chop.
    After election we are blessed by the great Gods of holiday market cheer.

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  5. Lyndon Keltner

    Worst case scenario, Trump gets impeached and he dies in prison. Pence takes over and stocks recover.

    Worst case scenario is Trump doesn’t get impeached and stays in the White House a minute longer than necessary.

    But the reality is both the Trumps and Pence (who will also be implicated), along with dozens of Trump-Pence people, are all going to prisons (of different locations and for the two genders).

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  6. uglyflint

    No campaign violations. Lanny Davis is Cohen’s lawyer. Sorry CNN maybe next time.

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  7. ironbird

    Jesus Christ. The Trannies and faggots are running wild. With horrendous diseases in horrible places. AGAIN.

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  8. the dude

    The “every President should have a special prosecutor” is already pretty much true. Obama didn’t get a special prosecutor. But Bush Jr. check. Bush Sr. check. Clinton check. Reagan check. Carter check. And Nixon, double check. Plenty of people went to jail. But the present crop of grifters is well, it is really a target rich environment. Mueller has referred Tony Podesta and other lobbyists for prosecution as well. All these assholes are representing murdering thugs and enemies of the US and evading laws that require them to say so.

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    • ironbird

      Only a shitlib that has been wrong would equate such things, The Orange is on his own. Fucking retard. Shitlibs get no say. Go back to cucking.

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    • joyous__ending

      >“every President should have a special prosecutor” is already pretty much true.
      Good post

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      • ironbird

        Fuck you too shitlib. What is it with you pathetic human beings. With the love of God. Just fucking die.

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  9. juice

    ho hum … the lib-tard loving Deep Staters are cumming in their pants/panties, again .. no doubt led by the Rachel RussiaRussiaRussia Maddow’s of MSM

    they shall be disappointed yet again .. the Trumpster ain’t leavin that white house

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    • juice

      /ES down 1/2 % … oh the horror .. this certainly is the real thing

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  10. one-eighty

    Funny how the Trump lovers on this site are pulling out all the stops in their sexual/scatological adjectives.

    They make their mothers proud.

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  11. mad marsupial

    We could get a Tweet at 3am some morning with Trump pulling a Nixon and says, screw this, I’m outta here. Pence gets sworn in immediately and markets make a great Vix play until Noon, and then focus on something important, like Greece.

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  12. heckler

    Fly was all Trump Trump Trump. Orange God this and that, until Fly finally realized he had been had – like a little child – enticed by candy into a bad man’s van.

    I fingered a felon Fly, how about you?

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  13. dchanko

    Quite something how some of the lunatics here linking politics crap to sex, guessing a few have not gotten laid in awhile. Or in the case of IronBird has not yet had the epiphany that his rage and fascination at fags and trannies is because he is probably a repressed gay.

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    • ironbird

      Listen up you fucking degenerate. The vagina will be called “front hole” if you do not wake the fuck up. Visit San Fran or West Hollywood. Do it. The scum and filth.You have been brainwashed. Deal with it.

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    • indie

      Yeah IronBird loves the big ol’ cock of a tranny. He loves that shit. Especially if he/she wears a deadhead shirt while he’s flying high as a kite on meth.

      inside, he cries a little… while he swallows the load whole.

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  14. one-eighty

    What might happen?

    Trump offers himself to be indicted. He pleads guilty and pardons himself.

    or

    Trump resigns, pleads guilty for something minor and Pence pardons him.

    or

    Retardlicans lose control of the House and Senate. Trump impeached, charged and convicted. Pence pardons him.

    or (most likely)

    Nothing.

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  15. dae42

    Nothing burger. Don’t buy $SOXS again— though I suspect you’ll be tempted.

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  16. probucks

    #FreeDonny

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  17. bennyhill

    This shit was so obvious, how you people couldn’t see it is the only real surprise. I would rather let the Mafia run the country than this administration. Won’t be long now folks…

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  18. numbersgame

    When Fly and others on this site first spouted on Trumps’ drain-the-swamp patriotism and his 4D chess genius-like intellect, I wasn’t buying it. Now I am convinced of my naivete.

    If it wasn’t for Trump, would crooks like Flynn, Manafort, and Cohen have gotten caught/prosecuted? Doubtful. Most significantly, besides sacraficing his own lawyer, he has thrown his own son, Donald “I love it especially later in the summer” Trump, jr (aka, DJTJ), into the fire pit. With all his tweets, it is also clear that he is planning on martyring himself as well in the name of true justice.

    Trump’s plan is working beautifully in ways that I never would have predicted. Who would have thought that both his first (Rep. Chris Collins) AND second (Rep. Duncan Hunter Congessional supporters would be indicted on Federal charges. That truly is a multidimensional chess move that I never saw coming. Drain the swamp!

    Now I finally see the light and have become a believer. MAGA is well under way, and Trump’s selfless act of guaranteeing his own impeachment will help usher in the next age of America’s greatness.

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    • indie

      The winning is truly tiresome. #MAGA!!

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    • chuck bennett

      Again, you people are insane. 18 hours later and you are writing this?

      Always ready to claim some sort of weird victory , but when the smoke clears, you have nothing.

      You get nothing pal. Are you not tired of this yet?

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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      • chuckem

        cork it chuck

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      • indie

        isn’t that insane to hear chants of “lock her up” and then see them getting locked up.

        but I guess for these people truth isn’t truth. facts are relative. everybody’s criminal and corrupt. yadi yada. tough world they live in. poor little snowflakes.

        so much hatred and so little love. you get what you deserve.

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  19. juice

    Futes back to flat to slightly higher.

    Crisis over. No impeachment, no grounds for impeachment. Hillaryites and those gravely afflicted with TDS(Trump Derangement Syndrome) hopes dashed yet again.

    Back to the drawing board.

    Perhaps you will now look within your own corrupt party and get your act together and put forth an honorable candidate who can lay waste to the Orange-headed Orangutan.

    https://www.google.com/search?biw=1294&bih=956&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=y0N9W42pFum0ggfX3KDACA&q=orangutan&oq=Orangatan&gs_l=img.1.0.0i10i67k1j0j0i10k1j0j0i10k1j0l3j0i10k1l2.19465.19465.0.21680.1.1.0.0.0.0.65.65.1.1.0….0…1c.1.64.img..0.1.64….0.h4y1qk9Y0Pc#imgrc=_pI4Y0P3TAjIDM:

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    • ferd

      Assange gets DNC info (from Seth Rich?) and proves to the sentient that our democracy has been hacked by the DNC in order to stiff Bernie. Then they and their media successfully get half the country freaking out about how Putin ..freakin Putin … stole their democracy.

      All you need is to control the tools of manipulation to get folks to believe anyfreakinthing you want.

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      • juice

        It’s all about Money + Control (the narrative) = Power

        they get the money by blaming the Russkies, as they have since Truman shit on the Yalta Conference accords with the success of nuking civilian populations in Nagasaki & Hiroshima. Since then, The Russkies have been a perma-enemy #1 in order to funnel a disproportionate amount of tax-payers monies into the military-industrial-security-agency complex, which is behind the who Russia-gate hoax, as well as the attempted impeachment of the Oranged One.

        When the peoples finally understand how they’ve been fleeced all these years, then a true and direct democracy will prevail, but centuries may pass as well as much death, destruction, inequity and horror.

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        • indie

          You are right. We’ve been had!

          Russias were the good guys all along. Communism (oops scratch that) authoritarianism is the true calling for america. All this time, freedom was a way to enslave the western world. Russia and the “good leaders” were being painted as the bad guys through a thick veil of conspiracies.

          We’re being controlled through subterfuge of red shoes, pedos and trannies. All for sex and devil worship. Where’s rasputine when you need him?

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          • chuck bennett

            Indie,

            You are a lost puppy.

            I can be a friend to you. 😉

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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      • chuck bennett

        That’s rite !!!

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    • chuck bennett

      Exactly !!

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    • chuck bennett

      Exactly !!!

      Regards

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  20. the raconteur

    They made Cohen plead to the campaign law violation and specifically say it was because of trump because they had him dead to rights on the bank fraud and he was facing like 60 years. Literally nothing to read into here. We heard the tapes weeks ago… nothing new. The old head of the FEC even said this wasn’t a violation. Just stupid politics. The prosecutors knew Cohen wouldn’t take it to court so they didn’t need to worry about it holding up. Really a grease ball move but can’t expect anything less these days.

    Mueller investigation will be wrapped up soon and Trump is going to start dropping bombs on the dems to prepare for the midterms. Watch. We are already seeing it start to play out.

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    • chuck bennett

      True that

      “He made me do it”. Cohen

      Trump influenced the election by saying Hilary sucked.

      You have to be a special type of stupid to buy into this.

      He influenced America by winning !!!

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  21. chuck bennett

    Ferd and Juice has it correct.

    Exactly and that’s rite is for them.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  22. one-eighty

    The jails are slowly filling up with Republican scum. Indeed America is becoming great again.

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