iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tomorrow Will Be a Punch Your Face Off Rally

This is what life is all about. Work really hard with really smart people, make a fortune, enjoy the summers amidst champagne cocktails and views of the ocean.

There isn’t a better stock trader in the entire world than me, believe me. You’d be wise to align yourself with a space alien magician (SAM), such as myself.

Futures are sharply higher and my mood is light and gay (no homo). I ingested 5gs of creatine and have been drinking water all afternoon long. I’ll be heading to the gym before midnight, in order to lift and rip apart my muscles, so bigger ones can replace them.

Tomorrow morning, I have to do a few errands, and then it’s all stock market for me — blue skies and purple dinosaurs. Nothing can stop me. You’ll see.

Fuck the stock Gods.

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7 comments

  1. acehood

    Futures are sharply higher?

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    • joyous__ending

      No, just your classic holiday rally after a selloff.
      Ride with the Fly, tomorrow, next week, and July will be up.

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  2. ferd

    You’re quite the drama queen after a few drinks Lord Fly.

    The Naz will work its way lower in the morning into the middle of today’s range; and in the afternoon it will just dribble around into the close. Yawn.

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  3. joyous__ending

    TNA is probably the best line of coke on the table. That’s what I’m snorting.

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  4. akira

    Futures are sharply higher? https://www.humantraining.org

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