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“The Fly” is Back — Literally Unfazed By Yet Another Market Meltdown

I spent the day embedded in the natural degeneracy that is NYC. Amidst the smell of homeless man bum and Chanel stores, Le Fly found respite in a wide varietal of fatty foods. I’ve been eating like an absolute savage since getting off from my vegan exploits. The way I see it, I’ll be living in the gym soon and I might as well get it out of my system, especially since I’ve been injuring myself and serving penance on the altar of asinine dietary plans.

Let it be known, “The Fly is drinking more than ever — mostly, gin — eating gigantic steaks, eschewing the faggotry world of politics like the plague, and winning like an olympic gold medalist in these here markets.

On Friday, my trading account closed flat. Today, it traded down 0.25%, all the while the lot of you were beaten with shovel, racked and ruined, for at least 2%.

BEHOLD.

I step into tomorrow’s tape a proper man, one without heavy losses and instead in a great position to fleece you of your margin liquidations.

Good nite.

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6 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner

    Buy some UB here 154’03. Got a few more bids down to 153’11.

    They’re making this a little too easy.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      When all the quants converged to the same math since last Thursday, the moves of the rates futures became incredibly predictable.

      This was especially obvious when the bots started their buying spree early Monday morning for the mean reversion trades and sold the bejesus out of their positions (and some went short) in the first hour of the European open yesterday (25 hours ago)–right at the 50-hour EMA.

      ZB sub-142 this hour (at 4AM) triggered a fresh round of buying.

      God bless the Illuminati, the money supply, and everything else.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Closed position for 18 ticks. There should still be some bounce left but good enough.

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  2. sarcrilege

    …on the other hand, your blog is falling apart ,
    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2018/04/24/just-like-futures-roof/

    error 404: “Apologies, but the page you requested could not be found”

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