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Welcome to iBankCoin’s 10th Anniversary Weekend: THE CAP SAGA and FLY MEETS SAMSONITE HAMBURGALAR

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I intend to repost some of the old classics, such as CAP SUCKS HIS OWN COCK saga. It all started on October 23rd, 2008. The gang and I were in heated conversations inside the comments section of my blog. Back in those days, pre Twitter, the comments sections of my blog were brimming with conversation. It was the hay-day of blogging, the very peak of when it all was good and righteous. Anyway, sandwiched in between the always bullish Henry Fool, CAP offered to suck his own dick should the market rally on that very day — a day which saw the the Dow down 800 points at the lows and the Nasdaq off by nearly 5% with less than an hour left of trading.

Cap, being the bold man he once was, took the opportunity to stifle all of the rally talk in the comments section, in an effort to demoralize us with an outrageous claim of being willing to suck his own genitals should the market close higher and reverse the heinous losses.

What proceeded to unfold afterwards shall forever be remembered in iBC lore, the day when the Gods read the iBankCoin comments section and forced a man named CAP to suck on his own penis by making stocks go on a miraculous run into the close.

It begins.

I positioned myself against CAP, gunning for a rally.

The taunting continues.

By 3:25, the signs were everywhere. It was happening.

The Nasdaq was down 3% at 3:30.

Markets were looking dour again and it appeared CAP might escape a horrible end.

By 3:38, markets started to rally hard. CAP’s fate was again in the balance.

By 3:44, the market was green and CAP offered a mea culpa, admitting to making a horrible mistake. But it was too late, for it was sealed, and it he needed to suck his own cock.

Commenters began to thank CAP for his sacrifice, believing it helped buoy markets higher.

The legend of CAP began.


CAP believed the Gods smited him. Indeud.

DEVILDOG APPEARS. For those of you unfamiliar, he was my nemesis, the biggest bear who ever lived. I even did a series of animated cartoons starring him. I will begin the series with this post.

INDEUD.

Here is parts 1 and 2 of 11, a series that starred me, SAMSONITE HAMBURGALAR, DEVIL DOG and my assistant SAM FRIES.

Enjoy.

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12 comments

  1. hedge500

    I remember the good ol days. My personal favorites were your chart art, and I distinctly remember you having quite the penchant for monster energy drinks.

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  2. sarcrilege

    That was a decade ago. Ancient history. When men were men and sucked their own dick when they lost. This is the new age. When catamites lurk around the comments section offering to suck everybody else’s dick.
    https://tinyurl.com/y7j2sz5o

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  3. s.k.

    That was a beautiful day. A bright spot in an otherwise difficult period. And I’m proud to say I was one of the guys you quoted giving CAP hell.

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  4. bushwacker2

    Haha! I remembered those videos. Such cinematic brilliance and riveting dialogue. Back in the day when you didn’t use fuckface in past tense.

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  5. moosh

    Le Fly getting close to 17,000 fucking blog posts…insane greatness

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  6. heaterman

    Is that text to movie app still around? Free?

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  7. fasteddie2

    I had forgotten about those classic videos! Watching them now looks like Martin Shkreli posing as Le Fly. Fly, you should try inviting Shed, Danny, Gio & JakeGint back as honorary guest bloggers for iBC’s anniversary. Congrats on 10 yrs of iBC plus the old FOWS & AA blogs. You are by far the most prolific and interesting blogger on the interwebs!

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  8. bennyhill

    Dude the ads on mobile are bad you actually have to kill the browser and restart after the Walmart one pops up.

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  9. tradercaddy

    Happy Anniversary iBC.
    I liked the asshat award videos (the one where Fly sat in front of a fireplace drinking something talking smack was especially good).
    I also liked the CNBC guy talking about Fly and how his readers like to kill cats.
    I find it interesting that the blog easily drew 100-200 comments a day and while there was plenty of fun trash talking it was marked by an absence of wild conspiracy theories and outward hate that exists today (at least by a couple/persistent posters).

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    • heaterman

      Sign of the times.
      Have never in my lifetime seen the level of polarization going on between those of modern day liberalism and old school liberals of the 1776 variety.

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