iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,463 Blog Posts

Puerto Rican Debt Swan Dives After Trump Says It Should Be ‘Wiped Out’

With upwards of $74 billion in municipal debt, Puerto Rico might win the debt-forgiveness lottery, post Hurricane Maria. In an interview with Fox, Trump said Puerto Rican debt should be ‘wiped out.’

“We are going to work something out” regarding Puerto Rico’s debt, Trump said.

“We have to look at their whole debt structure,” Trump said in a Fox News interview Tuesday. “You know they owe a lot of money to your friends on Wall Street. We’re gonna have to wipe that out. That’s gonna have to be — you know, you can say goodbye to that. I don’t know if it’s Goldman Sachs but whoever it is, you can wave goodbye to that.”

Today the President’s spokesman is trying to walk those comments back. But it’s too late. Debtfags are getting BTFO.

“I think what you heard the president say is that Puerto Rico is going to have to figure out a way to solve its debt problem,” Mick Mulvaney, director of the White House budget office, said in an interview Wednesday. “We are not going to bail them out. We are not going to pay off those debts. We are not going to bail out those bond holders.”

Former Sec. of Treasury, Larry Summer is shitposting on Twitter about this, praising the idea of simply canceling the debt burden.

I have an even better idea.

While the government of Puerto Rico is beset by massive debt loads thanks to decades of corruption of retarded governance, the people are the one’s truly bearing the brunt of Maria. Agreed? Instead of canceling the municipal debt, which could always be restructured, why don’t we offer the people of Puerto Rico a true gesture of generosity and CANCEL THEIR CREDIT CARD AND MORTGAGE DEBT?

Why the fuck not? We could have a real life Fight Club scenario playing out there. I am certain the benevolent do-gooders at JP Morgan and Bank of America will support this idea.

One of the potential losers in all this is the evil Baupost, who owns PR debt. How dare they lend them money!

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

7 comments

  1. doji

    Did he really have to throw that shit like he was at the back of a food truck in the Sudan?

    • 1
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. sarcrilege

    So if you think it’s a good idea to offer the people of Puerto Rico a true gesture of generosity and CANCEL THEIR CREDIT CARD AND MORTGAGE DEBT, what are you going to do for those hardworking people who were frugal, paid off their mortgage, did not get themselves into stupid credit card debt by buying the latest 50″ dumb teevees to watch CNN propaganda or NFL and were not spending $1000s on idiotic iPhones? Nothing???

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. fryguy15

    Unreal !

    PR issued the bonds and folks bought them… The buyers knew this was an island in the Caribbean, right? they knew the risks, right? That’s why the coupon was so good !

    Take your loss and move on.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • indie

      Exactly. That’s what I’ve told my inlaw to say to his shylock: “you knew I was no good! That’s why you asked for 75%. You understood the risk. Now please left go off my kneecap…”

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. acehood

    Trump’s first good idea, lol

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"