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Closed Out Loser VIX Bet, Went Long Laser Beams

Finally, this is a story I can get behind — a company dedicated to the production of fucking laser beams. Perhaps I can borrow some of their tech in order to complete my Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) project? Either way, I challenge you to find another company growing as rapidly as Coherent, a stock of extreme quality and honor.

Granted, that chart isn’t the best looking thing in the world, but neither is Jim Cramer. Look how successful he’s been over the years. One thing is perfectly certain, the product of OLED is humming along. Slave factories in China are onerously pressing their workforce to produce OLED displays around the clock and they need the laser produced by COHR to accomplish this task. With the Apple X just around the bend and the OLED industry undergoing acute shortages, I expect OEMs will drastically up the scale of their production facilities, which will all require more.fucking.lasers.


Fucking lasers

Alas, I sold out of UVXY — because a loser is a loser. I kept the YANG position — mainly to keep alive my dream of being positioned for China’s collapse perfectly.

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20 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    The good thing is that their laser-based scientific, commercial and industrial solutions can be re-tooled for the coming big war. The down side is their location – California – a state full of pinko commie marxist degenerates who cannot decide what gender they are, pretty much no good flamers. Also, the whole pinko commie red Kalifornika is going to end up in the Pacific soon with the big one hitting them. That is my hope.

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    • indie

      Still in the 80’s i see…

      How’s your big boy?

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    • the dude

      That’s what you’ve got?!

      You’re like that guy on ZeroHedge with the paper bag over his head who is always the first one to respond to every post.

      For those who didn’t live in the 70s, “pinko” refers to one who sympathizes with communism but is not a communist himself (hence pink, not quite red) and consequently “pinko commie” is arguably an oxymoron.

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      • heaterman

        Not if you add “bedwetter” behind the Pinko Commie.

        As in Pinko Communist Bedwetter.

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      • bushwacker2

        Archie Bunker lives!

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      • sarcrilege

        Pinko is correct. We’re not red yet. But soon you bloody nitpicker. Don’t get me started. At the time of red revolution, the Jews in Russia made up only 1.5 percent of the total population. One and one half percent ! By cunning lies and manipulation and thanks to the money of Jewish bankers in Germany,Britain, and the United States, Russia fell, and Satan was able to do his dirty work. Today, in the US, we have about 2.5 percent of the population that is Jewish. But the same forces are at work to destroy this nation. The Parasitical Jews are using the U.S. as proxy to conquer the Middle East. They have in their sights a new world order. The Jewish neocons, aided in their immense crimes by the deceived and naive Christian Zionists, will, if they have their way, do to America what Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin did to the vast Soviet Empire.
        https://tinyurl.com/ycsodj69

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        • jonnybegood2

          i’ve never seen someone so pathetically obsessed with the Jews. No worries Sac in your next life you’ll be born a Jew and you’ll ball an Ivanka. Just hang in there and make your trailer park payments and keep playing the Lotto and beware the Antifa scum and it will get better, I promise. Swear to Allah on that.

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        • slowmo

          Did your Nazi clambake meeting get out early, you sick pathetic fuck?

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  2. it is showtime

    Can someone tell me to fuck off

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  3. bushwacker2

    I’ve owned $COHR on and off the past two years. Should have held it and not traded in and out of it needlessly. If I’d don’t that, my return would be twice what has been

    Speaking of lasers, one of my biggest positions right now is in $ASML. Their new photolithography EUV machines can print microscopic features and circuitry in wafers using high-frequency light, thus perpetuating Moore’s Law. This is the next development in chip making.

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  4. bushwacker2

    Your UVXY buy was ballsy. I make it a rule of thumb never to buy anything that keeps showing up on the 52-week lows list during a bull market. Not gonna go there.

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    • it is showtime

      What works best for a engineered collapse. Everyone in. No one short. No one wanting to even touch a contrarian vehicle. Continue juicing everything unendingly. It’s the left side of a bubble form not a bull market

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      • sarcrilege

        you got it, Pontiac. That’s the plan.

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      • bushwacker2

        A bubble is when tech sector stocks are 37% of the S&P 500 market cap like they were in 2000, not 23% where they are now . A bubble is when financial sector stocks are 23% of the S&P 500 market cap in 2007, not 13% where they are now.

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        • it is showtime

          You couldn’t have just marginalized yourself more. Bubbles are much more identifiable using ratio. (Meaning pe rather than price or cap) The pe, for 99 tech, was highly exaggerated from low earnings/sales/revs.

          A percentage of S&P market cap for a sector, to me, does not suggest much about bubble. It says a lot about dominance over other sectors, or general economy

          Any economic trend containing overstretched and valued “sums” which eventually burst, is a bubble. Cabbage patch kids. Tulips. Housing

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        • it is showtime

          No mention or reference of Fear Index? Even though we’re in the 99.8 percentile of historical vix? Not a bubble at Vix-9 in 93-94, but um, that was the peak of computer manufacturing. We’re in the debt age. At 9 vix

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      • fryguy15

        But you are still short, no? You know what they say about a mark at a poker table…

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