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Off to See Dunkirk Again

I had a rather uneventful afternoon of meetings, bookended by snacks. I started off the day with the darkest, most thickest, coffee you’ve ever seen in your life. I dubbed it ‘the most evil cup of Joe these northern lands have ever seen’ before sipping it.

I had an early lunch, which consisted of a dozen veggie sushi rolls — and then it dawned on me: I really, truly, don’t care about dietary restrictions, animals, or even debilitating illnesses. Then why on earth am I punishing myself to fetter out my days as a lowly weak vegan? Already I am able to see the effects of a meatless diet. My bench has been halved, my gut doubled, and my overall health is very meek and meager — a ham and egger lifestyle if I’ve ever seen one. I shot over to the local grocer, being all rebellious and shit, and purchased a gateway meat: tuna steaks and some smoked salmon.

When I got home, I ate half the package of salmon, which was marinated in herbs and vodka. I then made myself a faggot milkshake of chocolate almond milk, banana, and a spoonful of peanut butter.

I saw Dunkirk for the first time in theaters the other day and was dumbfounded by it. As many of you know, I consider myself to be a foremost expert in the cinema arts, having dedicated two full years of frantic viewership of all the greats — consuming information on a scale that could only be described as ‘industrial.’

Dunkirk was, by far, the finest war film ever made.

What it lacked in gripping dialogue, it made up for, and more, in an atmospheric setting which is without peer.

I am heading out to see it again soon, just to confirm what I thought I had witnessed the other night: a once in a generation display of cinematic greatness.

The futures are opening soon. I’m expecting MOAR gains and have a general idea what I’ll be doing next week. My health is still poor, and my head is whirring with a drunken dizziness that only stops when I sleep.

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18 comments

  1. duuude

    Fish or eggs. Everything else isn’t needed. Maybe something green because.

    No carbs.

    Tea…tea…more tea. Black and green tea…together.

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    • infinitezuul

      Eggs and fish are great proteins. Chicken too. Agree you don’t need much more, but a protein-first diet [best diet] gets dull without other animals.

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    I think Saving Private Ryan, The Deerhunter and Apocalypse Now are better war films.

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  3. sweetbillyv

    Baaahahaaaaa! That didn’t last long. You lasted longer than I ever could.

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  4. ferd

    LOL …gateway meat

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  5. heaterman

    I had great confidence you would come to your senses on the veggie thing.
    You are pragmatic, logical and intelligent. Now as to the flue/cold thing…green tea my good man, Greeeeen tea. A natural cleanser and diuretic.

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  6. heaterman

    Oh thus be it ever when free men shall stand,
    between their loved homes and the wars desolation.
    Blessed with victory and peace may the heaven rescued land,
    praise the Power that has made and preserved us a nation.
    Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
    and this be our motto, in God is our trust.
    And the star spangled banner forever shall wave,
    O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

    I still believe in that America. Dwindling though it may be, there remains a core that holds to the beliefs expressed by Francis Scott Key in that verse. The 4th and final. The capstone of his poem.

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  7. moosh

    I stopped drinking milk a few years ago. Then I went to unsweetened vanilla almond coconut milk. I used to be able to drink a shitload of milk when thirsty enough. The only real change now is – no matter how much I crave milk, I can’t drink a shit ton like I used to. Good luck in your endeavors

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  8. Dr. Fly

    Still vegan…just eating gateway meats now.

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  9. 12jc

    Sure Dunkirk was a good movie but to call it the greatest? you must be kidding. There were plenty of great ones, We Were Soldiers is my favorite but Hamburger Hill, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan or even The Longest Day (that one’s probably before your time) were equally great movies. Bottom line “greatest” is purely subjective and there is plenty of solid competition out there.

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    • infinitezuul

      I haven’t even seen Dunkirk and I agree with Fly that it’s, by far, the greatest war movie ever made. Worthy of rigorous study.

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  10. sarcrilege

    Victors write history. Dunkirk as shown in theaters is bullshit. The evacuation of 340,000 Allied soldiers from Dunkirk was defeat painted as miracle victory. The truth is that Hitler let the British army depart for reasons that were memory-holed.

    A book by Wolf Meyer-Christian, “The Anglo Jewish Alliance” published in 1940 Germany:

    The unity of the continent is threatened from one direction alone: the English isle. It is not threatened by the English people but by English imperialism: the will to conquer by a relatively small group. This group is as much English as it is Jewish and Jewish as it is English, and therein lies the problem…

    Again, the German and European jewish problem can only be resolved when…the alliance between the British ruling class and the leaders of world Jewry is dissolved forever. For this alliance is Europe’s deadly enemy. (pp. 24-25)

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  11. Raul3

    watched Dunkirk in IMAX and 70mm formats, both had their charm, incredible film

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  12. bennyhill

    Amazing cinematography but you just never get to know any of the characters enough to care about them.

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  13. awanka

    Mr. Fly! What do you think of Hacksaw Ridge, about a pacifist combat medic? Bring back Saturday night cinema.

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