iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM A FUCKING CHAMPION

Not the most professional headline in the world and I am certain it wouldn’t bode over well with some of you more sensitive types. But I had to express my innermost animalistic tendencies, commingling 4 letter gutter talk with success in high finance.

You thought you were good, up until the point when you realized that someone like me existed — who effortlessly fulfilled the destiny of Ra’s al Ghul, destroying Florida, while making a fucktonne of money helping people rebuild and quench their thirst.

Observe.

I’m out of UVE — moving onto the next one — but still very much long FIZZ. From my vantage point, the people at Pepsi have a very easy decision to make. They could either remain the junk food kings — selling shit inside of garbage cans to kids in Mexico — or they can buyout FIZZ for $240 and repent for their fucking sins.

Markets are on blast off mode and I have little reason to sell my FAZ position — especially since banks are still screwed. I just thought I’d pop in here, amidst the celebrations and decadent lunches, to let you know that my first foray into discretionary trading in nearly 2 years has resulted in immense profit.

For some of us out there, it’s as simple as riding a tri-cycle.

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5 comments

  1. mx2101

    You’re fabulous!

    You and Mrs. Fly should re-think dismissal of Florida as a relocation destination. You’ve got time to do it right.

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  2. stuckcity

    3x leveraged Sashay

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  3. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    BAMF Indeud.

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  4. pb

    Last two daily candles on FIZZ are stop poppers, both up and down. I don’t think that bodes well for the future of this stock. It is not like they are doing anything so complicated that other companies can’t step into the breach with successful imitations, and at far lower cost than acquisition.

    As for FAZ, where is the chart? MIA, and for good reason.

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