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Report: Bannon Might Be Sucking His Own Cock Alone Soon

Axios is reporting the end is near for Steve Bannon. At this point, I wouldn’t care if Bugs Bunny replaced him. As long as Steve gets to suck his own cock in private, without leaking information to the press, that’ll do.

On this news, stocks jumped — because Bannon has proven to be cancer, a malignant tumor that must be exorcized from the administration and cast out far into the night.

H/T: Zerohedge

I’ll be making my weekly asset reallocations shortly.

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15 comments

  1. heckler

    Who will get kicked off the island this week? Be sure to tune in. It’s the Government Apprentice, Suck Your Own Dick Edition.

    You’re Fired!

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    • sarcrilege

      LOL. The tribe has spoken (puts out flame). Grab your tiki torches, head on back to your filthy camp.

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  2. ferd

    So far, today’s trading is a carbon copy of last Friday’s.

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  3. og

    Never question the Mooch.

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  4. paradox

    Think your post yesterday that, more or less, alluded to the idea that Trump is probably a lame duck is likely to be spot on (that is assuming he doesn’t resign and/or is impeached). As this feeling of inevitability sets in, starting to look elsewhere and realize that my online world looks a whole lot worse than my offline world, and maybe I should take a hint. I didn’t actually vote for Trump so maybe it’s a little easier for me to not wanna ride the ship down to bottom. (I didn’t vote for Hilary either, I simply left that part of ballot blank)

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    • Cricket

      While I agree with some of your points and certainly on the surface it looks like he is isolated, you can be sure that there is a lot going on behind the scenes.

      For example, Trump and the Senate are rebuilding the Judiciary at a much faster rate than either Bush or Obama did. The judiciary is being rebuilt. Second, the military has almost wiped out ISIS in the middle east. Thirdly the economy is starting to grow at a rate that no one thought possible under Obama. There are some big changes coming and the media will not even be reporting them because they are focused completely upon the 2018 election strategy and agenda.

      To get some idea of what he has done so far in the first, say, six months, see:

      http://www.conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump_achievements

      The list has grown so exponentially that a number of sub-articles have been created.

      The turmoil you are seeing is a classic symptom of change. Obama ran on ‘Change is coming to America’ but not so much, in the end – just more of the same globalist, corporatist trajectory. Trump is changing and the establishment is in open revolt. This is what change looks like.

      The simple fact is this: the Democrat party is on course to get wiped out in the 2018 elections. Have a look at the number of seats to be contested and how vulnerable those seats are. The only hope they have is to stoke white anger, create a backlash and then try to blame the Republicans for it. It won’t work, and will backfire on them.

      I have never been a one party person, and have always voted across party lines – generally for conservatives. But when you see spokespersons like Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Chuck Shumer and Hillary Clinton, you know that something is rotten at the heart of the Democrat party.

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      • Cricket

        The judiciary is being rebuilt -> The judiciary is being rebuilt from the Supreme Court down to the District Courts.

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  5. john_galt

    with Bannon out of the WH, war with NK is just around the corner.

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  6. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Consider it sucked. Poor Stevie. Guess he’ll be hitting the bottle again. Sorry cuckpots. But you still have his mini me Miller.. for day or so. Kelly is cleaning house or getting the fuck out of there. Bet he told Trump to “give me 20” and hit the shower.

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  7. mad marsupial

    Too funny. ZH should be fun.

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