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Crude Romps to the Upside, As Russians-Saudis Pledge to ‘Do Whatever it Takes’ to See Prices Higher

The oil shills from both countries promised to ‘do whatever it takes’ to jimmy rig the price of crude higher, for at least another 9 months, through March of 2018. On that news, the price of WTI is Mcsoaring, higher by 3.3% for the day. Also, the dollar is getting hammered v the euro, by 0.37% — which is providing succor to the gold and silver markets. While gold is up an impressive 0.5%, silver steals the show with a 2% lift.

Copper has unchastened to the upside as well, higher by 1% in this morning’s lewd commodity extravaganza.

All of this nonsense has resulted in a market that is little changed. Futures are up 3 and the Homo-Euro-Erectai markets are marginally down to flat.

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One comment

  1. sarcrilege

    Hmm, I guess WannaCry wasn’t such a big deal in Euro and Asian markets. Could’ve been a good cover for a healthy correction to the downside and vilification of crypto-currencies. Perhaps next time…

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