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Joe Scarborough Spars with President’s Attorney Over Claims That Trump Leaked His Own Tax Returns

The rabbit hole is apparently very deep.

The Morning Shill, Joe Scarborough, has been ranting and raving this morning, making accusations that Trump leaked his own tax returns in order to get Trumpcare and MUH Russia off the headlines. This drew a harsh rebuke from the President’s personal attorney, Michael Cohen, which made for good Twitter theatre.

 

Very nice of Joe to call him Comrade, ahead of what he claims will be a ‘very serious’ Comgressional investigation into Trump’s ‘Russian ties.’

Joe also drew criticism from another establishment shill, CNNs Chris Cuomo, who asserted the fact that Joe had offered zero evidence to support his wild accusations regarding the leaked tax returns. In classic douche form, Joe belittled Chris and chastised him for poor twitter grammar.

Piers Morgan offered some counsel to the conspiratorial sweater from MSNBC.

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Goldman Turns Cautious on Equities Ahead of the Fed

In a note to institutional clients, Goldman relayed a whim of caution. To retail, they probably sang a different tune. God only knows what the bank really thinks. But one thing is for certain, these two clowns, Mueller-Glissman and Oppenheimer, want to scare you out of stocks here — due to slowing growth and rising rates.

At the same time, they’ve assured us that ‘long term’ things are ok. Europe is doing fine and China seems to be getting their act together. Curiously, however, they now view Yellen as a chief concern — citing weak kneed investors as a risk factor in causing exacerbated moves to the downside — should the uptrend break.

“With growth momentum nearing its peak and rates increasing further with a hawkish Fed, the asymmetry for equities is turning increasingly negative,” Goldman analysts including Christian Mueller-Glissmann wrote in a note for institutional clients. “A slowing cycle makes equities more vulnerable to higher rates and also shocks, e.g. from European politics, U.S. policy, commodities or China.”

“At some point, rising bond yields will become a constraint on equities,” Peter Oppenheimer, a contributor to the report, said in a separate interview. Bond yields are still some way away from normal levels in Europe and Japan, “but in the U.S. we’re getting much closer to that,” he said.

“In the event of a reversal of the trend, these systematic investors are likely to reduce equity exposure quickly, which could exacerbate an equity drawdown and result in a faster and larger volatility spike,” the Goldman analysts wrote.

This is pure rubbish. In other words, rates are rising so be concerned — because once stocks start to head lower — all hell will break loose. Please.

Valuations have been flat for over a year. Moreover, if Fed rate hikes are such a concern, then why not advocate against them? Right, because Goldman wants higher rates to profit from widening speeads. Pardon my conspiratorial hue, but there’s nothing in this report that is meaningful or worth giving a second thought. It’s rank amateur and non-tradeable.

BBG summarizes.

Source: Bloomberg

The analysts suggest investors replace their equity positions with calls, including shorter-dated calls on the S&P 500 and longer-dated Euro Stoxx 50 and Nikkei 225 calls

They are still positive on equity returns longer term, with a 12-month overweight rating for all regions except the S&P 500, which stays underweight

Rising U.S. rates should benefit Europe and Japan even as they become a headwind to the U.S., and there is also potential for a relief rally in the event of a “market-friendly outcome” to the French elections

Goldman is also positive on the Asia-Pacific region, especially China, with the firm returning to an overweight on Chinese stocks earlier this week on mounting evidence of strength in the economy.

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THE TURKS HAVE HACKED TWITTER INTO SUBMISSION

All of Jack’s playhouse has been compromised. The entirety of twitter is under assault tonight, which will hopefully lay waste to the share price in a few hours.

Here’s the run down.

Major accounts are being taken the fuck out, supplanted by Turkish regalia and calling out Germany and the Netherlands for being NAZIS.

They’re using the same tactics of the left. How adorable.

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Savage on Alex Jones: ‘We Are in a Civil War Now’

The good Doctor was on Alex Jones for 45 mins today — discussing a variety of topics.

Some of the notable moments were:

We’re in a civil war with the left
The left in the GOP are part of the democratic party
How the family structure was targeted by Marx and now by the left
Soros, Pelosi, Maxine Waters
Healthcare
Taxes
Cuba and Castro
War
His dinner with Trump and his sit down with him over a large bowl of iced cream
He hinted at a class action lawsuit against some of radios ad agencies

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