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Takeover Rumors on a Completely Unknown Website, Betaville, Causes $TWTR to Spike

You fuckers are desperate.

Some truly obscure website, with an Alexa ranking higher than 1 million and less than 3k Twitter followers, is causing shares of TWTR to spike by 5% in the after-hours, after publishing a ‘RARE ALERT‘ that Disney might bid for Twitter.

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Without getting into the nuances of small websites trying to make big splashes to gain traffic, this rumor is stupid — especially since the Disney brand should never become tainted by the perverts and miscreants who traverse Twitter. It would be a very bad deal for both entities.

For the love of God, the article hasn’t even been retweeted and was only liked by 4 people.

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6 comments

  1. awanka

    Twitter’s buyout rumors are starting to turn into a moral play like Sisyphus, where man is doomed to repeat the same tragedies.

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  2. RaginCajun

    RARE ALERT

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  3. moosh

    Fly, do you have a pick on the World Series?

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  4. bizerkus

    TWTR is a piece of scatta.

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  5. cancel19

    A little birdie told me something.

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