Trump Sees Clinton’s Cuban and Raises Her with GENNIFER FLOWERS

God I love this Presidential contest. I don’t know why some of you shrink from it or get upset. It is the best comedy roadshow of all time.

Just the other day, the super asshole owner of the Dallas Mavericks — Mark Cuban — bragged about getting front row tickets to the Clinton-Trump debate on Monday. As many of you know, Mark is a huge Hillary dick sucker and gets really mad when Trump shoots up in the polls. He’s also promised to short the shit out of stocks, when D.J. Trump gets elected.

Look, see?

Hillary supporters got sexually aroused by the specter of this, thinking Cuban, a fellow billionaire, would get under Trump’s skin and make Donald cry or some shit, run home and give up his race for the Presidency. Cuban, in his smug and infantile demeanor, couldn’t intimidate an 8 year old out of his school lunch, let alone “The Donald” from the Presidency of the United States, a task forged in granite with the focus on making America great again and to also to build a gigantic, beautiful, southern border wall, courtesy of Mexico.

Today, Trump saw Hillary’s Cuban and raised her with GENNIFER ‘Fucking’ FLOWERS, spelled with a G for Gotcha.

For those of you who are either too young or stupid to know who she is, here is a brief excerpt from her Wikipedia page.

Gennifer Flowers came forward during Bill Clinton’s 1992 Presidential election campaign, stating that she had had a 12-year relationship with him.[2]

After Clinton denied having a relationship with Flowers on 60 Minutes, she held a press conference in which she played tape recordings she had secretly made of phone calls with Clinton.[3] Clinton subsequently apologized publicly to Mario Cuomo for remarks he made about the then-Governor of New York on the tapes. During the press conference, Flowers was famously asked several questions by “Stuttering John” Melendez of the Howard Stern Show if she was planning to sleep with any other candidates before the election, along with if Clinton used a condom and if there ever was a threesome. She responded by laughing at Stuttering John’s prank whereas her advisor wanted to ignore him by trying to answer other questions. News reports at the time speculated that the taped phone conversations between Flowers and Clinton could have been doctored;[3][4] Flowers had sold the original tapes to Star and they were never lab-tested.[5] Clinton aides James Carville and George Stephanopoulos backed this claim as well.[6] Stephanopoulos later claimed in a 2000 interview with journalist Tim Russert that “Oh, it was absolutely his voice, but they were selectively edited in a way to – to create some – some impression.”[7]

In December 1996, Flowers talked about her sexual relationship with Clinton on The Richard Bey Show. The show was canceled the following day. Bey later attributed a direct connection between the two consecutive events.[8]

In a deposition in January 1998, while denying Kathleen Willey’s sexual accusations against him, Clinton admitted that he had a sexual encounter with Flowers.[1] In 1998, Flowers admitted that she had made a total net profit of $500,000 by publicizing her alleged affair with Clinton to Penthouse, Star Magazine and other news sources.[9] In his 2004 autobiography My Life, Clinton acknowledged testifying under oath that he had a sexual encounter with Flowers. He stated it was only on one occasion in 1977.[1][9]

Flowers sued Stephanopoulos, Carville and others in 1999 for defamation (later amending the suit in 2000 to include Hillary Clinton as a defendant), claiming that they orchestrated a campaign to discredit her. Judicial Watch represented her in her defamation lawsuit against Hillary’s former aides, Stephanopoulos and Carville.[10] In her case, Flowers argued that the defendants ignored obvious warning signs that the television news reports did not conclusively determine that someone had interfered with the tapes.[11] Summary judgment dismissing the case was given by a US district court in 2004.[11] The dismissal was affirmed by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit in 2006.[12]

Apparently, she accepted Trump’s offer.

Your move, Hillary.

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