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New Conspiracy Theory: Aliens Blew Up the SpaceX Rocket to Prevent Insidious Facebook From Launching Satellite

I’ve never met a theory that I didn’t enjoy entertaining.

The going theory in the social media world of pseudo-scientists is the SpaceX explosion was caused by some angry fucking aliens, who thumbed down on asshole CEO Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook.

Now I slowed down this video to 0.25x normal speed, so you could see what’s causing the hysteria. Obviously, there’s something zooming around that piece of shit rocket, meandering about, and then BOOM–to smithereens. Calmer heads say it was a bird or insects. Judging by the 12 second time delay of the explosion, extrapolating out the speed of sound at 1,125 feet per second, this camera was about 2.5 miles away from the rocket. As such, any object flying closer to the lens will appear to much faster, when in fact it was just a stupid ass bird.

You be the judge.

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9 comments

  1. juice

    Maybe a bird or insect equipped with the latest in star wars weaponry.

    Let’s see if Pentagon Innovation Advisory Board member Bezos’s space company gets the next contract.

    Inside job.

    Hillary did it.

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  2. matt_bear

    Did Elon forget to send in his Clinton Foundation check?

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  3. helicopter ben

    Lol, it’s not aliens, it was a drone of the nwo sent to make sure the black man continues to suffer so the people in control can still steal all the resources. Internet in Africa would have subverted their plan. I’m sure Elon will be killed amd replaced by a doppelganger a la Miley Cyrus and Vlad Putin fairly soon.

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  4. ericbakerbruce

    At last, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. At last…

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  5. cancel19

    Those are the same freakin birds we have always seen flying around while waiting for a rocket launch in Florida! LMAO

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  6. kdogg1787

    I blame Kaepernick

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  7. dirkd

    I rescind my alien claim after watching it 2-3 times and am firmly in the bug camp now.

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  8. t.c.

    Asshole pigeons blowing shit up.

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  9. active shooter

    Fucking drones……………

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