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Crude’s Bounce Causing Stocks to Spike; Oxygen in the Air Also Increased the Gains

When crude was going down, people said that was a good thing. Over the past 2,000 years, there has been a negative correlation between the flammable black liquid and stocks. But today’s 4% bounce also provided succor for stocks. Why does such fuckery exist in the world today?

Oxygen.

If we are to judge Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Islamic terrorism, right wingers gone mad, Black Lives Matter demand for more pigs to roast, the one thing they all have in common is oxygen. Everyone breathes the stuff and is the only thing that everyone has in common.

People have been doing crazy shit for exactly 6,000 years, according to the bible. If we could just figure out how to get rid of the stuff, life as we know it would be far less chaotic and quiet.

Dow erected itself into the bell, 3:30 ramp style. Get ready for some oxygen fueled earnings.

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One comment

  1. it is showtime

    I was watching s&p2197 for a 330% top. 3.3×666

    I’m watching for the 19.5 trillion debt trigger numerology.

    I’m watching dew drops on whiskers.

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